Maybe it's not what Spike Lee meant, but the title of his movie Get on the Bus (1996) sounds like good advice if you're vacationing in South Beach. According to the Miami Herald, up until last night when police shut down the operation, there was a long black bus outfitted like a strip club cruising the streets offering all you can drink for $40 and sex for $100. If you're not lucky enough to be in Florida, or if you're a little nervous about getting cut by a pimp or arrested by an undercover cop, I recommend you check out my list of Top 10 Heavenly Hookers and put the pimp hand down on yourself!