Tired of all the insanity, Hugh Hefner has bought back, at $6.15 a share, the 30.5% percent of Playboy stock he sold almost 40 years ago to once again be the company's sole owner.

It’s not enough for Hef, who founded the magazine back in 1953, to live in the Playboy Mansion, throw lavish parties, sleep with naked models like Karissa and Kristina Shannon, Holly Madison, Kendra Wilkinson, and Dasha Asatavieva, and be a reality TV star on The Girls Next Door. He also wants to "live out the rest of his days as the King of Playboy."

While Hef struggled to restore the Playboy empire to its former glory, his lookalike son Marston celebrated at STK in Las Vegas, posing for pictures with (and then presumably getting nasty with) a babe dressed like Bettie Page.

The boy knows how to play.