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I need to call her and get her to come over. I have some glass that needs to be cut.
Christopher Kowalsky Sr. @ 7:38PM on September 9, 2009

@ChooChooJonny:

Would you wanna risk hurting those precious, pointy nipples of hers?
Count Rackula (Skinployee) @ 10:31AM on September 10, 2009

@ChooChooJonny:

Well played, ChooChoo.
Need far MORE of her and infinitely LESS of no-talent teasers.
Christopher Kowalsky Sr. @ 7:37PM on September 9, 2009

@K Wynd:

It takes even talent to be a teaser.
McBeardo of McBeardo.com (Skinployee) @ 12:56PM on September 9, 2009
G.N.A.T.s they are!

When it comes to Milla Jovovich's exquisite nipples - there is none higher!
Christopher Kowalsky Sr. @ 7:36PM on September 9, 2009

@McBeardo of McBeardo.com:

Or none pointier. I could hook her up to my own portable radio and use her nipples for dials and I bet the reception would be clear and static-free.
Damn, those pics are awesome. I gotta say I've had the hots for her since I first saw her in Return to Blue Lagoon, and then again in the Fifth Element. She still looks as good today as she ever has.
Count Rackula (Skinployee) @ 10:09AM on September 9, 2009

@Adam:

Maybe better! Is she hotter than Brooke Shields?
Christopher Kowalsky Sr. @ 7:34PM on September 9, 2009

@Count Rackula:

Milla Jovovich is way, way, WAY hotter than Brooke Shields. There's no competition between the two.
Christopher Kowalsky Sr. @ 7:40PM on September 9, 2009

@Adam:

Yeah, that's what I said. I have a feeling that Milla Jovovich is gonna be one of those ageless beauties and that her nipples will have a statue erected in their honor--and something of MINE is getting erect right now as I speak of her.

@Christopher Kowalsky Sr.:

I think Brooke is also one those beauties. Have seen her new series a few times now, and yes.
This may very well be the best spread of 2009. I'm still trying to wrap my head (and other things) around how she could possibly look so incredible in the first place, and AFTER BIRTH? This woman needs an award of some kind, and I would be more than happy to present it to her.
Christopher Kowalsky Sr. @ 2:57AM on September 9, 2009

@italianmaster:

The year ain't over yet, but I share in your feelings Italian. Be careful you don't get your eyes poked out when you present that award to Milla Jovovich. Man, what I wouldn't do to play with those nipples all day and all night.
Muggsy (Skinployee) @ 1:28PM on September 9, 2009

@italianmaster:

Really mindblowing: Milla says that she gained NINETY pounds when pregnant!
Christopher Kowalsky Sr. @ 7:33PM on September 9, 2009

@Muggsy:

I don't believe it. NINETY pounds? No way. Man, she's more woman than I ever thought possible. Well, I guess those nipples of hers add on weight of their own.
Muggsy (Skinployee) @ 12:58PM on September 10, 2009

@Christopher Kowalsky Sr.:

WHOOOOOOPS, I was a little off. She gained seventy pounds. Still, what a feat!

http://www.theinsider.com/news/382931_Milla_Jovovich_Packs_on_Pregnancy_Pounds
Christopher Kowalsky Sr. @ 8:00PM on September 10, 2009

@Muggsy:

Well, whether it's seventy or ninety pounds it's still impressive how she can lose all that weight and still look perfectly trim and fit. She's a true gift from God--an angel.

@Muggsy:

Maybe she had very tiny child.
Christopher Kowalsky Sr. @ 11:54PM on September 9, 2009

@jarze:

I hope not TOO tiny, because it may not be able to get its mouth around those enormous milk bottle nipples to feed on.

@Christopher Kowalsky Sr.:

Oops, sorry. I was way out of scale on that pound thing. Noticed that one pound is almost half kilo. I try again: Maybe she had a very very large child.
Christopher Kowalsky Sr. @ 7:28PM on September 12, 2009

@jarze:

It doesn't matter whether the child was "very tiny" or "very, very large." Milla Jovovich's nipples are big enough to feed a whole village of hungry children.

@Christopher Kowalsky Sr.:

The nipple isn't enough for that, you need milk too.
Christopher Kowalsky Sr. @ 9:06PM on September 15, 2009

@jarze:

I'm sure producing milk isn't a problem for Milla Jovovich. With nipples like what she's got, she probably has her own dairy farm from all the milk she squeezed and bottled during her pregnancy. Have you asked her the question lately, "Got milk?"

Hey, it didn't stop Salma Hayek from breast feeding a village baby.
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