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This is the most over-rated, over hyped "nude" scene ever. A glimpse of blurred butt crack does not merit the top 100, let alone the top 50, even if it is Jennifer Aniston.
Christopher Kowalsky Sr. @ 3:02PM on July 13, 2009

@Dave:

I agree with D on this one. I haven't officially seen "The Break-Up," but I have seen those so-called naked ass pictures of Jennifer Aniston and from what I can gather, there isn't really too much to feast your eyes on. If it's truly blurry, then full-screen or wide-screen probably wouldn't make a difference in clearing up the good parts. It's a shame too, because Aniston has a nice ASSiton.
Count Rackula (Skinployee) @ 3:16PM on July 13, 2009

@Christopher Kowalsky Sr.:

You have to admit, it scores high on the cultural relevance index for the sheer amount of buzz it generated.

@Count Rackula:

I seldom make a comment that's just negative, but this scene doesn't belong anywhere NEAR this list. It may rank high on "the cultural relevance meter", but cultural relevance and nudity are not synonymous, and do not go hand and...well you get the idea.

Seems to me that any scene that makes this list should not have to have a name tag, so that you can tell who you're looking at. Every memorable sex scene in my memory, the lady in question is easily identified.
Count Rackula (Skinployee) @ 9:20AM on July 15, 2009

@mikkj1:

But this list has to be for everyone, not just the hardcore skin fans who know which frame Jennifer Love Hewitt slipped a nip in in The Tuxedo.
Christopher Kowalsky Sr. @ 10:51PM on July 19, 2009

@Count Rackula:

Jennifer Love Hugetits.

@Christopher Kowalsky Sr.:

Just an FYI--the Dave who authored this initial comment is not... Well, it's not the Dave that... It's not...

Conflarnit, it's not me is what I'm trying to say. ;-)
Christopher Kowalsky Sr. @ 10:27AM on July 14, 2009

@Dave:

We understand D. You were just having an out-of-body experience. It happens to the best of us sometimes.
Count Rackula (Skinployee) @ 10:41AM on July 14, 2009

@Christopher Kowalsky Sr.:

You mean there's another guy named Dave? There should be a way to differentiate between the Daves.

@Count Rackula:

Yeah, there should be. I thought about this way back in the good ole days when I was deciding if I should be Dave or DoJnD or Lucky Guy or Willadean Schnurrenburger...

But that's another story. :-)
ChooChooJonny @ 3:11PM on July 13, 2009

@Dave:

I believe i remember some french magazine posted pictures of Jen topless from that scene. The camera guy wasn't zoomed in enough and it showed her glorious glams as she walking down the hallway. The photos were quickly erased and never heard from again, but they are out there. . . somewhere.
Christopher Kowalsky Sr. @ 11:49PM on July 13, 2009

@ChooChooJonny:

http://www.boobycelebs.com/images/jennifer-aniston-topless.jpg
http://chuck69.com/images/Img22.jpg
http://desourcesure.com/uploadv2/jennifer_aniston_topless_0211.jpg
These are just a few links that take you directly to those topless pictures of Jennifer Aniston from "The Break-Up." You were right ChooChoo, they were out there . . . somewhere.
Count Rackula (Skinployee) @ 10:19AM on July 14, 2009

@Meshary5:

If only those scenes were cut into the DVD release!
ChooChooJonny @ 2:50AM on July 15, 2009

@Count Rackula:

I remember hearing something about Jen buying the copyrights to those pictures and the video footage from the production company . What she did with them nobody knows. Hopefully she put them in a storage container, forgets to pay the bill then they get auctioned (sound familiar Paris).
Christopher Kowalsky Sr. @ 3:48PM on July 15, 2009

@ChooChooJonny:

Yeah, and if that does ever happen, we'll have to download them to our computers, so we'll always have them for all of eternity, because once celebrities find out that something has been auctioned off or "stolen," they tend to sue to stop ANY and ALL distribution of such material, like topless pictures of a certain female (yes, I'm talking to you Sienna Miller).
Christopher Kowalsky Sr. @ 11:56PM on July 14, 2009

@Dave:

So this isn't the same Dave we all know and love? Wow! What's happened here? Where has the old D gone? Why has he been replaced with a new D?

@Christopher Kowalsky Sr.:

The old D hasn't gone anywhere, but his name is pretty common, so... Others are free to use it, I guess. :-(
Christopher Kowalsky Sr. @ 1:58AM on July 16, 2009

@Dave:

See? This is why I'll never have to worry about somebody using MY name. It's such an . . . uncommon name and it belongs to me, myself and I, nobody else.

@Christopher Kowalsky Sr.:

True, but there's a limitation of the system: If somebody wanted to POSE as you, it would be all too easy. =/
It's been this way with the whole list so far. A lot of ass-only and barely topless scenes. Horrible list
Count Rackula (Skinployee) @ 4:46PM on July 13, 2009

@Gunde:

Come on man, one of those had full frontal and one had a chick sucking a guy's cock until her spewed on her face. That's a long way from ass-only.
Christopher Kowalsky Sr. @ 4:40AM on July 14, 2009

@Count Rackula:

Chloe Sevigny's juicy hummer in "The Brown Bunny" is one of my all-time favorite scenes and for good reason too. When was the last time anybody has ever seen a blow-job in a mainstream Hollywood movie by an actress who made it look SO GOOD? I didn't think so. I also liked the inclusion of a couple of TV shows to the list, "True Blood" and "NYPD Blue," respectively. That just proves that cable and network TV, especially the former medium, can have their fair share of memorable nude scenes as well and they deserve credit too. Have I ever mentioned how much I love the spanking scenes in "Secretary?" Maggie Gyllenhaal is my kind of girl who can take that kind of treatment and LOVE it.
Count Rackula (Skinployee) @ 10:20AM on July 14, 2009

@Christopher Kowalsky Sr.:

Well said, the NYPD Blue scene was a huge deal for the network and the FCC and constitutes a major historical moment in TV skinstory.
Christopher Kowalsky Sr. @ 11:54PM on July 13, 2009

@Gunde:

I hate to disagree with you Gunde, because I'm not usually one to disagree with fellow skinaholics, but I think this list, the ENTIRE list so far from #100-41 is a wide array of memorable nude scenes and each one is good for what it is. You have butt only scenes, bush only scenes, breast only scenes and even scenes that have a variation of all three B's. In other words, something for everyone. What's there to complain about?

@Gunde:

It's better than tit's .
How can you hate The but(t)?!!
Count Rackula (Skinployee) @ 10:22AM on July 14, 2009

@Meshary5:

I know some of you guys have ass-fever. Is the butt-only shot your Holy Grail?
Maggie Gyllenhaal, you have got to be kidding me she should be banned for life! Worst face in Hollywood,and bad tits to go along with them, makes you want to vomit just looking at her!
Count Rackula (Skinployee) @ 10:20AM on July 14, 2009

@Tom M:

Tell us how you really, feel Tom!
Lizzy Caplan is SO damn gorgeous with an absolutely smokin' bod. In my eyes (and between my thighs), her nude scenes in True Blood are some of the most "uplifting" any show on cable has ever produced.

If you had told me that during season 1 of that series the lovely, but heretofore skingy, Anna Paq was finally going to show us her raq and it WASN'T going to be the highlight of the year, I'd have thought you were crazy. But the perfect pert pair of Miss Caplan managed to supercede even the debut of Sookie's comely cookies...and that's sayin' sumpin' right there.
Count Rackula (Skinployee) @ 11:25AM on July 14, 2009

@LV Chris:

True Blood is always "topping" itself!
Christopher Kowalsky Sr. @ 12:01AM on July 15, 2009

@Count Rackula:

Popping its toppings, I'd say.
Christopher Kowalsky Sr. @ 12:07AM on July 15, 2009

@LV Chris:

You said a mouthful LV. By the way, it's nice to meet another Chris on here.
Count Rackula (Skinployee) @ 9:23AM on July 15, 2009

@Christopher Kowalsky Sr.:

But there's still only one Kowalsky.
Christopher Kowalsky Sr. @ 10:53PM on July 14, 2009
Okay, so I know this has nothing to do with the list of Greatest Nude Scenes, but I'll throw it in anyway. Here's a link to a picture of some SIDE BOOB of Hayden Panettiere from "I Love You, Beth Cooper." Does anybody at Skin Central wanna confirm if it's real or not? I got it via Egotastic.com. Check it out. Sorry, but it's not too clear:
http://www.egotastic.com/image?path=0907/hayden-panettiere-topless-side-boob-ilybc-01.jpg&info=Hayden Panettiere Topless Side Boob Picture
Count Rackula (Skinployee) @ 9:10AM on July 15, 2009

@Christopher Kowalsky Sr.:

I saw that and I recognized the presence of nipple patches.
Christopher Kowalsky Sr. @ 3:56PM on July 15, 2009

@Count Rackula:

You got a good eye then Count. That's the only good quality picture I could find of that scene too and I haven't noticed any nipple patch yet. I wish there was an unfuzzy one out there somewhere.
Mr. Skin (Skinployee) @ 10:40AM on July 15, 2009

@Christopher Kowalsky Sr.:

It's her, but our Skin Scouts who checked the movie out before it hit theaters felt she was probably wearing flesh colored nip patches. It's tough to tell in the theater because it happened so quick. We will know for sure when we can frame-by-frame it.
Christopher Kowalsky Sr. @ 4:01PM on July 15, 2009

@Mr. Skin:

Yeah, it's best to wait for the movie to hit DVD, then you can peruse that scene as much as you need until we know for sure what we're actually seeing, if anything. It's still a side boob though, even if there IS no nipple to be had. That's the one major problem with tracking nude scenes in theaters. Scenes rush by you like a freight train and you sit there looking at one another and mumbling, "Was that a nipple I just saw? Did you see that? Did you see a nipple? I think I saw a tit. I can't be sure though. Damn. Did any of you guys catch that?"
Mr. Skin (Skinployee) @ 11:01AM on July 15, 2009
I wanted to (un)ddress the Jennifer Aniston controversy.

Two words: Star Power. One of the most famous women in the world with two of the most famous butt-cheeks in the world finally goes bottomless - that's a scene well worth celebrating! And way high up on the list, too!

I know the quality of the nudity ranked low, but the overall impact on popular culture and skinema history was through the roof. That nude scene is STILL one of the most searched at our site.

@Mr. Skin:

They are most likely looking for the leaked topless shots from the movie rather than the brief butt exposure.
Christopher Kowalsky Sr. @ 1:36PM on July 18, 2009

@Private:

It seems ironic though, because Mr. Skin's Web site doesn't even HAVE those topless pictures of Jennifer Aniston from "The Break-Up." I'm wondering though if her naked knockers was in conjunction with her naked butt and they merged together in the same scene, or if it was from a different section of the movie altogether. I guess the world may never know. What baffles me is, if they kept her butt in the movie and cut out her breasts, why? What was wrong with having her breasts added to the deleted sections of the DVD? Or did Aniston decide that she wanted those shots destroyed? Well, it didn't work, because you can still find them on the Internet.
I love to see naked girls

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