Olivia Munn Okays Shia LeBeouf Stalking, Anal Sex With Carrots

What’s Up, Dick? You Are -- Because Munn’s The Word!

Flisted.com is attributing some mo(i)st skinteresting quotes to Olivia Munn, resident hottie on the G4 geek-fest Attack of the Show.

“I’d like to be stalked by Shia LaBeouf. I’d like him to one day become obsessed with me, be outside my door every day, and I’m like, ‘Shia, dear God, go shoot Indiana Jones!’ And he’s like, ‘No, I love you. Transformers 2 is coming out, and I need you to be in it because I can’t work another day without seeing your face.’ And I’m like, ‘Oh, Shia, I just can’t.’”

But(t) what’s that about planting a carrot in the most organic of mud?

On her sexual peccadilloes, Olivia is quoted as stating: "I can't bring in another girl. I can't have sex with people I'm not emotionally attached to. And the thought of going down on a girl grosses me out, but if a guy says, 'I want to stick a carrot in your ass,' I would be like, 'Well, if that really turns you on...."

Well, Olivia, it really does.