Rachel Weisz: Newly-Single and Forever Naked

Today, the news hit gossip sites that juicy Jewish goddess Rachel Weisz has officially called it quits from her boyfriend of nine years, director Darren Aronofsky. Maybe they grew apart, or maybe Rachel was just interested in her new costar, Daniel Craig, as many wags are implying. But Mr. Skin thinks that the nice Ms. Weisz dumped Darren because his latest movie, Black Swan, didn't deliver the fantastic nudity his previous efforts, The Wrestler and Requiem for a Dream, did.

Luckily, Rachel's own nudity output hasn't suffered since she's shacked up with Aronofsky, but that doesn't mean that we can't hope for an onslaught of free-woman funbaggage now that she's cut him loose!

While we're waiting for Weisz next bare onscreen move, members can head to Rachel's page and bone up on her best clothes-optional roles so far. In The Constant Gardener, she donned a prosthetic baby belly to go along with her real T&A; in Stealing Beauty, she stole our hearts with her full-frontal sunbathing action, and I Want You featured one of the greatest bush-only scenes in cinema.

Forget Aronofsky. We want Rachel's clothesoffsky.