Mr. Skin loves a good Hollywood scandal. It was scandal, after all, that brought us the Kim Kardashian sex tape! Presently dominating the gossip world are a pair of intensely hot, horny, and porny MetArt models. Meet Shyla Jennings and Capri Anderson, soon to be inescapable... thanks to their run-ins with Tila Tequila and Charlie Sheen!

Titanic ta-ta'ed Tila Tequila is no stranger to gossip and intrigue, but right now, the teeny temptress is embroiled in a kidnapping plot! Insiders report:

"Photographer Garry Sun filed an application for a restraining order in L.A. County Superior Court, claiming on October 19, Tila Tequila and a group of armed men drove to the Texas house of his alleged girlfriend, Shyla Jennings, kidnapped her, got Shyla on a plane and flew her to L.A."

However, Shyla's rep told TMZ:

"Shyla was not kidnapped. She has no idea who Garry Sun [the photographer] is. This whole thing is fully fabricated."

Have a look at Shyla's incredibly NSFW pics over at MetArt and you'll want to kidnap her yourself.

And on Monday, scandal magnet Charlie Sheen was carted to a hospital after drunkenly wrecking a hotel room and threatening his female companion, who was found cowering in a bathroom. Despite early reports that the bathroom babe was a hooker, she's been identified as MetArt model and porn goddess Capri Anderson, star of Strap-On Sally 25 and Power Munch 3.

Charlie went ballistic when he discovered a $100K watch missing, and accused the stunning Ms. Anderson of stealing it.

But who needs a watch when you can watch Capri naked? Head over to MetArt and see every inch of this brunette beauty. She's so hot, she'll make you want to destroy a hotel room.