Don't feel like celebrating Easter? How about Breaster? Take a hippity hop down the bunny trail. The Playboy Bunny trail, that is, with our favorite Playmates-cum-actresses like Shanna Moakler and Shannon Tweed. Trust me, their grade A eggs are not hidden.
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Nikki Schieler Ziering (September 1997)
. . . Get stikki for Nikki.
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Brande Roderick (April 2000)
. . . She’ll give you a randy rod-erick.
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Dorothy Stratten (August 1979)
. . . Angel is the centerfold.
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Erika Eleniak (July 1989)
. . . Baywatch her bounce.
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Shannon Tweed (November 1981)
. . . Gene Simmons’s Mam-ily Jewels.
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Jenny McCarthy (October 1993)
. . . Get a huge Hefner.
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Shanna Moakler (December 2001)
. . . Don’t you want to poak ‘er?
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Kelly Monaco (April 1997)
. . . She’ll get your pin up.
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Anna Nicole Smith (May 1992)
. . . She’ll live forever in our mammaries.
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Pamela Anderson (February 1990)
. . . Play AND mate with her.
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