Top 10 Spiciest Puerto Ricans

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Count Rackula (Skinployee) @ 11:44AM on September 15, 2009

Come on Kowalsky, wouldn't these lists be boring if they were all actresses you already knew? We're trying to show you something beautiful here.

Christopher Kowalsky Sr. @ 8:11PM on September 15, 2009

Hey, I'm not saying I hate any of the actresses on this list--even the ones I've never heard of, like I indicated earlier, I'm just saying that five of them should've been moved around and shuffled, while the other five should've been placed lower. The ones that I don't know, well, now that's a different story, because I may not know them now, but I'm starting to get to know them if you know what I mean.

Count Rackula (Skinployee) @ 5:11PM on September 16, 2009

I know EXACTLY what you mean.

Christopher Kowalsky Sr. @ 10:33AM on September 15, 2009

I'd like to take all of these spicy Puerto Ricans and add some extra spice to them. The only exceptions being Idalis DeLeon (whoever she is), Talisa Soto (heard her name mentioned once before, still doesn't ring a bell), Ana Ortiz (I ask, who?), Roselyn Sanchez (heard the name, may have seen her naked a time or two, not sure though) and Nadine Valazquez (who?!). This list leaves me baffled. At least you guys could've put Rosie Perez second, moved up to third Rosario Dawson and added Charlotte Ayanna and Michelle Rodriguez to fourth and fifth, respectively. As for Jennifer Lopez? She sits comfortably at at number one. I wouldn't change her none. As for the rest? They belong in the bottom five.

McBeardo of McBeardo.com (Skinployee) @ 12:02PM on September 15, 2009

@McBeardo of McBeardo.com:

Part of the fun of Mr. Skin is getting turned on to new sexy actresses, isn't it?

And I mean isn't that, like, a BIG part?

Christopher Kowalsky Sr. @ 8:15PM on September 15, 2009

Yes, it's a very, very BIG part McBeardo--and you're right, part of the fun of being on MrSkin.com IS discovering new, sexy actresses and with this list, that's exactly what's happening. It may not hit me right off, but after some time (and a little is all I need), then they're like the next big thing in my life (and pants).

jarze @ 9:31PM on September 14, 2009

Of actual Puerto Ricans: Gladys Jimenez of Bold and Beautiful fame should've been there, Gina Lynn could've been though she's a porn star and if Rita Moreno is well enough known.

Count Rackula (Skinployee) @ 11:45AM on September 15, 2009

Forgive him J-Lo. He knows not what he says.

Christopher Kowalsky Sr. @ 8:07PM on September 15, 2009

Never mind him, tell Jennifer Lopez to forgive ME, because I know what I'm thinking and it's not something nice--it's naughty with a capital N.

jarze @ 9:27PM on September 14, 2009

An ok list except the thing that only two of them are actual Puerto Ricans, the rest were born in the USA.

Count Rackula (Skinployee) @ 9:18AM on September 15, 2009

Try telling Jennifer Lopez she's not an actual Puerto Rican.

Christopher Kowalsky Sr. @ 8:04PM on September 15, 2009

Oh, I would never tell. I'll take J. Lo in WHATEVER race she considers herself to be.

Christopher Kowalsky Sr. @ 1:44AM on September 16, 2009

What's the difference WHERE in the world they were born? They're still Hispanics no matter HOW you look at it (and I like what I'm looking at).

jarze @ 3:00PM on September 16, 2009

Yeah, but this list should then have been named Top 10 Hispanics.

Christopher Kowalsky Sr. @ 12:47AM on September 17, 2009

So does this mean there's going to be follow-up lists such as Top Ten Spiciest Meexicans? Top Ten Spiciest Cubans? And Top Ten Spiciest South Americans?

jarze @ 4:04PM on September 16, 2009

And then what about Mexicans, Cubans and South Americans? They're hispanic too.

Christopher Kowalsky Sr. @ 12:45AM on September 17, 2009

I always thought Hispanic was the proper term to use when you refer to somebody who's Puerto Rican, Mexican, Cuban, South American, etc. I never really gave it much thought as to there being a difference among the races. All I ever cared about was whether they were hot or not (and naked).

Jay Shermann @ 12:46PM on September 16, 2009

Ok.... as far as I know... Puerto Rico is an associated state of thr USA.... Puerto Ricans have american citizenship. And if the are born in the USA, they are still puerto ricans. Don't `people of Irish descent call thenselves Irish-Americans????

jarze @ 3:02PM on September 16, 2009

@Jay Shermann:

And it should be the same way like it is with the city-lists, either the actress in born, raised or lived there. Lopez only had parents from there.

Count Rackula (Skinployee) @ 5:10PM on September 16, 2009

Puerto Ricans are a distinct ethnic and cultural group. And they have a strong presence in New York and Chicago, where they identify themselves as Puerto Ricans, no matter where they were born. Go watch West Side Story.

jarze @ 11:31PM on September 16, 2009

I'll be damned.

Christopher Kowalsky Sr. @ 12:50AM on September 17, 2009