Alan Ball, screenwriter of American Beauty and the acclaimed flesh-friendly funeral-home drama Six Feet Under, returns to HBO with True Blood. This series takes place in the sleepy town of Bon Temps, Louisiana, two years after vampires have “come out of the coffin” in public. After the invention of an artificial blood substitute called Tru Blood, the vampire leadership launched a PR campaign stating that they simply want to live and work and not suck your blood like any other folk in day-to-day (or sunset-to-sunrise) society. But not all the bloodsuckers are toeing the party line, and there's an army of vampire groupies, known as "fang-bangers", willing to be sucked. Oh, and did we mention drinking vampire blood gets humans really, really high? Psychic barmaid Sookie Stackhouse (Anna Paquin) falls hard when a vampire named Bill (Stephen Moyer) lurches into her tavern—but can she trust a seductive member of the undead? Over four supernaturally awesome seasons, True Blood has introduced werewolves, telepaths, shapeshifters, faeries, and enough vampire sheriffs, kings, bounty hunters, and barmaids to drink an ocean of the red stuff. Each season has also been loaded with enough goth hotties and luscious victims of vampiric doings to put a wooden stake permanently in your pants. Sink your teeth into nudes from vampiric vixen Tiffany Taylor, blood junkie Lizzy Caplan, shapeshifting sweeties Ashley Jones, Janina Gavankar, and Lindsay Pulsipher, foxy fang bangers like Natasha Alam and Alexandra Breckenridge, vampire vixens Valentina Cervi and Jessica Clark, and the bevy of beautiful women town man-slut (and Sookie's brother) Jason Stackhouse (Ryan Kwnaten) has bedded over the years. Series star Anna Paquin also bares some bloody good boobage in the sack with her vampire man.