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Christopher Kowalsky Sr. @ 1:01AM on May 28, 2009
I didn't think anybody really cared about the MTV Movie Awards, so imagine my shock when I saw this list of the Top 10 Hottest 2009 Nominees. 7 out of 10 ain't bad (I only care for the top 7, not the bottom 3). That's almost a perfect score, but in any event, it's all about the skin here folks, only about the skin. That's all that matters. I don't know about anybody else, but Kristen Stewart is starting to really look good to me as she gets older.
Kristen Stweart is getting REALLY hot. It will be awesome when she cuts out the teen movies and does something really adult and raw. I see her in an indie drama, playing a junkie or something. Also she will be playing Joan Jett in an upcoming movie. Maybe we'll get to see Kristen munching box. Wishful thinking
Christopher Kowalsky Sr. @ 8:02PM on May 28, 2009
Muggsy: I think the role of a junkie will be right down Kristen Stewart's alley. I saw a picture of her online smoking a crack pipe, so she may REALLY be a junkie off camera. I'd still do her though, even if she is a crack-head. The Joan Jett biography could definitely nab her an Oscar nomination and that could be the big boost she needs to turn her career around for the better. She already shows adult potential. Now we just need her to be raw and sexual.
Count Rackula (Skinployee) @ 10:33AM on May 29, 2009
Munching box? Smoking crack? This is one hell of Kristen Stewart thread!
My mom says you gotta munch a lotta box to be a lesbian.
Christopher Kowalsky Sr. @ 7:06PM on June 3, 2009
Dave, is your mom a lesbian? I don't mean no offense or disrespect, of course, but how would she know what munching box would do to your female sexuality if she didn't have a lick-her license herself? Does she maybe know somebody who is? It just seems rather awkward for your own mom to mention something like that.
My mom says you gotta lick a lotta carpet to be a lesbian.
Christopher Kowalsky Sr. @ 10:08PM on June 3, 2009
Sorry, Dave. Don't take my comment personally. It's not meant as an attack against you or your mom or anybody else for that matter. It came out wrong for some reason and it wasn't supposed to sound the way it does. I sincerely apologize for my mishandling of words. I felt bad after thinking about what I had posted earlier, so I came back on here to issue an apology.
CK--Don't sweat this at all. My comments--before and after your question--were completely tongue-in-cheek, no pun intended. They're actually variations of something Eric Cartman (South Park) said in an early episode... I could have used better judgment when I repeated the joke that nobody got the first time... I also meant no harm--quite the opposite--it was just a FAILed attempt at humor. Don't sweat this at all! I must insist. ;-)
Christopher Kowalsky Sr. @ 7:13PM on June 4, 2009
Thanks, Dave. I wasn't aware of your intentions for good humor in your comments. I never watched "South Park," so that could explain my blankness on not knowing what you were referring to when you spoke of Eric Cartman. Isn't he the one who always seems to be dying in every episode? Or am I thinking of something else entirely?
It was Kenny who died in almost all the early episodes, permanently for over a season, but is now back and only bites the dust occasionally in the background. Cartman is the fat, mouthy, obnoxious, racist anti-semite. I'm sure I'd want to kill him in real life, but in the context of the show, he's my favorite because he has the best lines. Ironically, in the first incarnation of what ended up being South Park, the fat kid (now Cartman) was named Kenny and was killed. Go figure. :-) Oh, and I never said it was GOOD humor, but I hope some think it is. :-)
Christopher Kowalsky Sr. @ 1:19AM on June 5, 2009
You see what I mean Dave? I don't know nothing about "South Park," but your little analysis of it was amazing. You gave a whole review of the origins of the show from the early beginnings to the current state just about. Way to go!
I would be dangerous if I could apply my intellect to something worthwhile.

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