Posts tagged with MTV

Never?

"Ugh, never!” screeched the utterly non-nude Megan Fox to MTV News, before explaining, “It would take one shot of me not looking good and I would not be able to have sex ever again, because I would always just see myself looking like a hippo having sex."

Presumably a lesbian hippo strangling an ox.

This comes as no surprise to anyone on planet Earth, since Megan’s steadfast refusal to take her clothes off has been the talk of the celebrity nudity community since she made this unnerving statement after “topless” shots of her were leaked from the set of Jennifer’s Body approximately 100 years ago:

“I had booby stickers on. They make these silicone stickers that go on over your nipple. If I'd been actually topless, I would have sued someone.”

And if you’d actually been topless, someone would have cared.

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And the winner is . . .

When the winners are hot and sexy starlets, it’s like we all get blue ribbons. Which is why the MTV Movie Awards are always such a thrill—most of the nummy nominees are the hottest, youngest, sexiest celebrities on the scene, like Kristen Bell, Anne Hathaway, and Anna Faris.

Be sure to watch the awards this Sunday, May 31, and in the meantime, click “more” for our primer on the top 10 hottest noms and follow Mr Skin on Twitter!

It's been a couple weeks since A Double Shot at Love came to an end... I'm suffering from a bit of Ikki withdrawal...

Plus- watch me wait "patiently" for the results of the Anatomy Awards!

Wow- Reality TV is even better when you turn it into a three hour drinking game...

Just one more night of Double Shot at Love to go... Will there be a lucky Lezzie taking home the provocative pair?

It was never my intention, but I have become completely enthralled with the drama that is Double Shot at Love. Ok- the reality TV craze is obviously alive and kicking when people decide that twin bi-sexuals would make a good pairing for a “falling in love” type show, fortunately this is MTV we’re talking about so family values is not exactly a top priority making for much juicier entertainment...

Whitney Nipney Slipney

Whitney Port, who was Lauren Conrad’s sidekick on MTV’s hit reality show The Hills, has recently switched coasts (and casts) to become the star of her own show, The City, set in NYC.

But it takes more than a new time slot and one of the coldest winters on record to keep this beach bunny out of a bikini and away from the pounding surf.

And thank God for that!

Equipped with a waterproof microphone pack that added just the right amount of extra weight to her swim top, Whitney waded into the water and was quickly disrobed by the irresistible forces of time and tide, giving camera-carrying onlookers the chance to snap pics of a momentarily exposed nipple.

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Tuesday night MTV kicked off the first episode of A Double Shot at Love with the Ikki twins Rikki and Vikki. First off- these chicks are HOT. They have both taken over Miss Tila Tequila's spot as the next bi-sexuals to try and find love on MTV. This is a great premise though, they're having crates (literally) of 12 guys and 12 girls flown in by helicopter and delivered to their door. What they won't know for the first night is that there are really two of them! Those sly little vixens!