TV Nudity News

Upfront Week is taking place in Los Angeles this week as all the major networks (and some not-so-major ones) roll out the red carpet and present their lineups for the Fall 2012 season.

ABC recently lost their #1 spot in the ratings to CBS, a position they're hoping to retake this fall. The network renewed the sitcoms Don't Trust the B---- in Apartment 23, Happy Endings, and Suburgatory as well as the bikini-clad drama Revenge, and will continue to provide us with our weekly Sofia Vergara fix on Modern Family. Less lucky were the Ashley Judd drama Missing and the Christina Ricci drama Pan Am, which will now join the Charlie's Angels reboot in TV Heaven.

But the real exciting news for this fall comes in the form of new series starring some of Mr. Skin's favorites, like Addison Timlin, Autumn Reeser, and Hall-of-Famer Alyssa Milano.

More after the jump!

HBO failed to live up to its usual boobage quotient this weekend, but never fear. If Starz went a weekend without nudity, the Earth would spin off its axis and float off into the cold, dark abyss of space, a fate once again averted by a pair of sexy shower scenes on Magic City.

Olga Kurylenko returned for a nice rear view in the mirror, but this week's nude all-star was Willa Ford, who bared boobs, butt and full '50s bush as she was dragged out of the shower and choked by an assailant angry she was spilling Mob secrets. Speaking of choking and spilling...

Plus, Mad Men continued to push the AMC envelope with some side boob from the succulent Alexis Biedel.

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The boob tube is hotter than ever with Game of Thrones making up for last week’s dearth of skin by presenting Natalia Tena in all her full-frontal glory. She may play a “wildling” but her furburger is neatly trimmed!

The Borgias provided a brief flash of skinaissance funbag from Gina McKee. Plus we got our first look at Zosia Mamet’s magnificent thong-clad buns on Girls, and Lena Dunham bared her bite-sized boobage again while sexting her boyfriend. We’ll never get tired of looking at those Girls!

Magic City has been making us do our own sleight of hand since its debut and this week is no exception. Jessica Marais continued her solo-spelunking pursuits for her husband’s (and our) pleasure, and then house hooker Elena Satine bared her bouncies during a nightmare. Looks like a good dream to us! And speaking of dreamy, check out the duff on Olga Kurylenko. Those are some tasty buns!

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Kiwi actress Anna Hutchison has never been shy- she appeared in some awesomely extended nude scenes on the Australian TV series Underbelly before her big topless break in The Cabin in the Woods (2012). And now Anna will be drawing upon that nude experience even more as she joins the cast of the skin-filled Starz series Spartacus.

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We knew it was hot in Florida, but damn! Magic City was the only one to go nude on the boob tube this weekend, but they more than made up for the rest of 'em with a couple of outstanding skin scenes:

Jessica Marais gave us what may be the best TV nude scene of the year so far as she showed off those big ol' fake titties in a voyeuristic scenario where she masturbated in bed while her husband watched her through a two-way mirror in the ceiling.

And then Elena Satine bared boobage as she straddled a disinterested guy; leaning in, she whispered,"It's Ok, baby. You think about her, but you fuck me." Guess charity really does begin with a bone...

See more pics from this week's Magic City after the jump!

When uptight critics dismiss HBO's Game of Thrones for being "softcore porn for fanboys", all Skin Central can say is "you guys have no idea."

For a fantasy show, Game of Thrones really goes the extra mile to add realism to their full-frontal flesh scenes (and the occasional doggie-style lesbian one) by hiring honest-to-god porn stars for whom simply stripping off and pretending to get it on is nothing. Three European porn stars have appeared on the show, but the only one with a major speaking role (so far) is Sibel Kekilli, a German actress of Turkish descent who appeared in hardcore porn before going mainstream with the award-winning drama Head-On (2004). Sibel plays former "camp follower" (that's a prostitute, you guys) turned lady-in-waiting Shae.

So before you tune in for the new episode of Game of Thrones tonight on HBO, play a Game of Bones with yourself after the jump!

There was boob tube nudity from all our usual suspects this weekend, but first... HOLY CRAP did you guys see the demonic shadow-baby on Game of Thrones?! That was insane! And Carice Van Houten naked and fake pregnant? Wow!

Ok, now that that's out of the way, GoT's go-to prostitute for the season Maisie Dee also got nude last night, showing absolutely everything as her "date" with Esme Bianco and the boy king took a disturbingly sadistic turn. Gentlemen, we have backburger...

Then on The Borgias, Kellie Blaise made a Blaisin' hot nude debut baring left breast and butt, though unfortunately her character was killed off shortly afterwards. Nice bonin' ya, Kellie. Plus, Magic City and Girls kept our expectations (among other things) up with two dark, but still nude, scenes from Jessica Marais and Lena Dunham. Man, four naked knockers and a bush and we're still like, "meh". We're so spoiled.

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No, we aren't getting a payout from ABC for that headline. Hell, we didn't even get a gift basket for our trouble. The reason we're telling you to watch Don't Trust the B---- in Apartment 23 (Tonight at 9:30/8:30 Central on ABC!), starring Dreama Walker and Krysten Ritter (above), is because the Parents' Television Council hates it. And we hate them. Bunch of busybodies.

Anyway, here's what the PTC said in a statement released yesterday:

"The program is a sexist mixed-bag of hedonism, drug-use, alcohol abuse (including the main character plying a 13-year-old boy with alcohol to get him drunk) and explicit levels of promiscuity that are shocking even by today's broadcast TV standards."

Again, that's Don't Trust the B---- in Apartment 23, tonight at 9:30/8:30 Central on ABC.

Want to really make the Parents' Television Council mad? Check out all of Dreama Walker and Krysten Ritter's sexiest moments right here on MrSkin.com!