When a team of archaeologists performs a CAT scan on an ancient Egyptian sarcophagus, they release the evil spirit trapped inside in the Francophone fright fest Belphegor, Phantom of the Louvre (2001). Parisian piece of poontang Sophie Marceau is a woman who chases her runaway kitty into the museum, where she becomes possessed by Belphegor and begins stealing antiquities from the museum. Before she starts stealing things, she’ll steel your thing when she flashes her ass. Now that’s a work of art.