Celebrity Porn-Alikes: Part One

Mr Skin joins forces with Celebrity Sleuth to present a side-by-side skinalysis comparing the hottest Hollywood starlets with the sexiest porn sirens of the 1970s and ’80s (plus a few contemporary XXX queens). You will be T&Amazed!

Be sure to come back tomorrow for PART TWO!

1) Kay Parker = Mimi Rogers

At 64, Kay’s now a “metaphysical counselor”; she and the 52-year-old ex-Mrs. Tom Cruise share a meta physique.

2) Lisa De Leeuw = Emma Stone

The first “Golden Age” star to die of AIDS succumbed nearly five years to the day after the Superbad freckled fox was born.

3) Sharon Kelly = Lindsay Lohan

Sharon's real name is Colleen Brennan, and Irish Catholic Lindsay is a similarly freckled "colleen" with a red-handed rack.

4) Annette Haven = Anne Hathaway

Not only do they share initials, but they also share raven hair, porcelain skin, ruby red lips . . . and nips, atop backbreaking mountains.

5) Carol Connors = Thora Birch

Carol was the amazing-areolaed nurse in Deep Throat; her daughter Thora could’ve nursed a nation in American Beauty.

6) Christy Canyon = Kim Kardashian

Alliterative names and awe-inspiring frames are TWO of the things these 36DD brunettes of Armenian heritage share . . . with us!

7) Sharon Mitchell = Rachel Griffiths

Sharon keeps pornsters alive by testing for AIDS through AIM; Rachel had ’em coming & going in Six Feet Under.

8) Traci Lords = Scarlett Johansson

Things got Lost in Translation (e.g., Traci’s birth certificate); none needed for the Girl with a Pearl Earring (or necklace).

9) Marilyn Chambers = Kristin Cavallari

The “Ivory Snow Girl” went Behind the Green Door, while golden girl Kristin went from Laguna Beach to Green Flash.

10) Kristine DeBell = Kristen Bell

Besides the nearly identical names (and frames), each starred in children’s classics: Alice in Wonderland and The Wizard of Oz.

11) Savannah = Paris Hilton

The Suicide Blonde and the heir-head shared a love of partying and dating: guys (both Pauly Shore) and gals!

12) Jeanna Fine = Rose Byrne

The end of Jeanna’s lesbian love affair with Savannah helped bring on the latter’s suicide; Rose recently starred in Just Buried.

13) Heather Hunter = Megalyn Echikunwoke

Megalyn survived 24 to become the coroner on CSI: Miami, while hued-nude Hunter continues to knock ’em dead in rap.

14) Annie Sprinkle = Sara Rue

A pair of naturally stacked Jewesses (born Ellen Steinberg and Sara Schlackman), together they could nurse the globe.

15) Ashlyn Gere = Kim Delaney

Born less than ten months apart, Ashlyn’s real first name is Kim, yet NYPD was never as Blue as Get It In Gere!

16) Bambi Woods = Blake Lively

Gossip was that Bambi died of a drug overdose in 1986, but she’s alive and well and living in Cali near Gossip Girl Blake.

17) Rene Bond = Michele Tafoya

Two California Girls with tempting lips, Rene died in 1996 of cirrhosis; if only ESPN reporter Michele’s sideline was porn!

18) Ginger Lynn = Heidi Montag

The first Vivid Girl, Ginger starred in Beverly Hills Cocks; Heidi swears she didn’t leak Lauren Conrad’s Hills sex tape.

19) Candida Royale = Christina Ricci

Pint-sized brunettes who share initials, brains, feminism, and natural breasts . . . they are anything but The Opposite of Sex!

20) Felecia = Vanessa Hudgens

They share Native American-Latina blood . . . and a fondness for tanlines. Felecia only did girl-girl; Vanessa’s debut single is "V".

Remember, that's just Part 1 of Celebrity Sleuth's Celebrity Porn-Alikes! Come back tomorrow to see Britney Spears, Katie Holmes, Alyssa Milano, Maggie Gyllenhaal, Ali Larter, and the hardcore XXX fuck stars they most nakedly resemble. You will be T&Amazed all over again (and all over yourself)!