Mr Skin joins forces with Celebrity Sleuth to present a side-by-side skinalysis comparing the hottest Hollywood starlets with the sexiest porn sirens of the 1970s and ’80s (plus a few contemporary XXX queens). You will be T&Amazed!
Be sure to come back tomorrow for PART TWO!
At 64, Kay’s now a “metaphysical counselor”; she and the 52-year-old ex-Mrs. Tom Cruise share a meta physique.
The first “Golden Age” star to die of AIDS succumbed nearly five years to the day after the Superbad freckled fox was born.
Sharon's real name is Colleen Brennan, and Irish Catholic Lindsay is a similarly freckled "colleen" with a red-handed rack.
Not only do they share initials, but they also share raven hair, porcelain skin, ruby red lips . . . and nips, atop backbreaking mountains.
Carol was the amazing-areolaed nurse in Deep Throat; her daughter Thora could’ve nursed a nation in American Beauty.
Alliterative names and awe-inspiring frames are TWO of the things these 36DD brunettes of Armenian heritage share . . . with us!
Sharon keeps pornsters alive by testing for AIDS through AIM; Rachel had ’em coming & going in Six Feet Under.
Things got Lost in Translation (e.g., Traci’s birth certificate); none needed for the Girl with a Pearl Earring (or necklace).
The “Ivory Snow Girl” went Behind the Green Door, while golden girl Kristin went from Laguna Beach to Green Flash.
Besides the nearly identical names (and frames), each starred in children’s classics: Alice in Wonderland and The Wizard of Oz.
The Suicide Blonde and the heir-head shared a love of partying and dating: guys (both Pauly Shore) and gals!
The end of Jeanna’s lesbian love affair with Savannah helped bring on the latter’s suicide; Rose recently starred in Just Buried.
Megalyn survived 24 to become the coroner on CSI: Miami, while hued-nude Hunter continues to knock ’em dead in rap.
A pair of naturally stacked Jewesses (born Ellen Steinberg and Sara Schlackman), together they could nurse the globe.
Born less than ten months apart, Ashlyn’s real first name is Kim, yet NYPD was never as Blue as Get It In Gere!
Gossip was that Bambi died of a drug overdose in 1986, but she’s alive and well and living in Cali near Gossip Girl Blake.
Two California Girls with tempting lips, Rene died in 1996 of cirrhosis; if only ESPN reporter Michele’s sideline was porn!
The first Vivid Girl, Ginger starred in Beverly Hills Cocks; Heidi swears she didn’t leak Lauren Conrad’s Hills sex tape.
Pint-sized brunettes who share initials, brains, feminism, and natural breasts . . . they are anything but The Opposite of Sex!
They share Native American-Latina blood . . . and a fondness for tanlines. Felecia only did girl-girl; Vanessa’s debut single is "V".
Remember, that's just Part 1 of Celebrity Sleuth's Celebrity Porn-Alikes! Come back tomorrow to see Britney Spears, Katie Holmes, Alyssa Milano, Maggie Gyllenhaal, Ali Larter, and the hardcore XXX fuck stars they most nakedly resemble. You will be T&Amazed all over again (and all over yourself)!
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