Gone Too Soon: Mamorial Day Top 10
Gone Too Soon: Mamorial Day Top 10
Mr Skin joins forces with Celebrity Sleuth to present a side-by-side skinalysis comparing the hottest Hollywood starlets with the sexiest porn sirens of the 1970s and ’80s (plus a few contemporary XXX queens). You will be T&Amazed!
Be sure to come back tomorrow for PART TWO!
1) Kay Parker = Mimi Rogers
At 64, Kay’s now a “metaphysical counselor”; she and the 52-year-old ex-Mrs. Tom Cruise share a meta physique.
2) Lisa De Leeuw = Emma Stone
The first “Golden Age” star to die of AIDS succumbed nearly five years to the day after the Superbad freckled fox was born.
3) Sharon Kelly = Lindsay Lohan
Sharon's real name is Colleen Brennan, and Irish Catholic Lindsay is a similarly freckled "colleen" with a red-handed rack.
4) Annette Haven = Anne Hathaway
Not only do they share initials, but they also share raven hair, porcelain skin, ruby red lips . . . and nips, atop backbreaking mountains.
5) Carol Connors = Thora Birch
Carol was the amazing-areolaed nurse in Deep Throat; her daughter Thora could’ve nursed a nation in American Beauty.
6) Christy Canyon = Kim Kardashian
Alliterative names and awe-inspiring frames are TWO of the things these 36DD brunettes of Armenian heritage share . . . with us!
7) Sharon Mitchell = Rachel Griffiths
Sharon keeps pornsters alive by testing for AIDS through AIM; Rachel had ’em coming & going in Six Feet Under.
8) Traci Lords = Scarlett Johansson
Things got Lost in Translation (e.g., Traci’s birth certificate); none needed for the Girl with a Pearl Earring (or necklace).
9) Marilyn Chambers = Kristin Cavallari
The “Ivory Snow Girl” went Behind the Green Door, while golden girl Kristin went from Laguna Beach to Green Flash.
10) Kristine DeBell = Kristen Bell
Besides the nearly identical names (and frames), each starred in children’s classics: Alice in Wonderland and The Wizard of Oz.
11) Savannah = Paris Hilton
The Suicide Blonde and the heir-head shared a love of partying and dating: guys (both Pauly Shore) and gals!
12) Jeanna Fine = Rose Byrne
The end of Jeanna’s lesbian love affair with Savannah helped bring on the latter’s suicide; Rose recently starred in Just Buried.
13) Heather Hunter = Megalyn Echikunwoke
Megalyn survived 24 to become the coroner on CSI: Miami, while hued-nude Hunter continues to knock ’em dead in rap.
14) Annie Sprinkle = Sara Rue
A pair of naturally stacked Jewesses (born Ellen Steinberg and Sara Schlackman), together they could nurse the globe.
15) Ashlyn Gere = Kim Delaney
Born less than ten months apart, Ashlyn’s real first name is Kim, yet NYPD was never as Blue as Get It In Gere!
16) Bambi Woods = Blake Lively
Gossip was that Bambi died of a drug overdose in 1986, but she’s alive and well and living in Cali near Gossip Girl Blake.
17) Rene Bond = Michele Tafoya
Two California Girls with tempting lips, Rene died in 1996 of cirrhosis; if only ESPN reporter Michele’s sideline was porn!
18) Ginger Lynn = Heidi Montag
The first Vivid Girl, Ginger starred in Beverly Hills Cocks; Heidi swears she didn’t leak Lauren Conrad’s Hills sex tape.
19) Candida Royale = Christina Ricci
Pint-sized brunettes who share initials, brains, feminism, and natural breasts . . . they are anything but The Opposite of Sex!
20) Felecia = Vanessa Hudgens
They share Native American-Latina blood . . . and a fondness for tanlines. Felecia only did girl-girl; Vanessa’s debut single is "V".
Remember, that's just Part 1 of Celebrity Sleuth's Celebrity Porn-Alikes! Come back tomorrow to see Britney Spears, Katie Holmes, Alyssa Milano, Maggie Gyllenhaal, Ali Larter, and the hardcore XXX fuck stars they most nakedly resemble. You will be T&Amazed all over again (and all over yourself)!
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