J. Lo Sex Tape Will Remain a Mystery

Jenny from the Block Nixes Naked Footage

Hearts and other parts swelled last week when we caught wind of a story about J. Lo's former husband Ojani Noa threatening to release a Jennifer Lopez sex tape.

Apparently, the mini-film included (among other delights) shots of J. Lo's skinfamous booty being plopped down on a motorcycle seat, sans panties.

The idea of such an A-lister letting loose, unscripted, and getting nasty on video could have been the news of the year. Instead, the tape will likely never see the light of day.

The Hollywood Gossip reports:

A judge has granted Jennifer Lopez's request for a temporary restraining order to stop distribution of intimate home video footage, according to reports.

The restraining order to halt the release of the tape will remain in effect until a hearing is held to determine if the order should be extended.

J. Lo has filed a lawsuit against ex-husband Ojani Noa over a tell-all movie about their marriage, which includes footage of her "in a revealing lack of clothing, and in sexual situations, especially in the hotel room from [her and Noa's] honeymoon."

If only J. Lo-a would say "yes-a" to Noa!

Well, we'll always have Money Train.