Posts tagged with celeb sex tape

Another celebrity sex tape is on the horizon.

Two subjects have dominated headlines recently: celebrity sex tapes and naked Tila Tequila. And today the two finally meet!

Though Tila recently came out as a full-blown lesbian, she used to dabble in the dick arts, which a ten-second clip from a purported sex tape proves conclusively. The clip doesn't show any actual sex, just Tila's kisser in extremely close proximity to a bobbing phallus. But either way, Tila's hoping you'll never see more than that.

The pint-sized poon hound claims that the clip came from a laptop that was stolen from her two years ago. Her lawyers are already on the case trying to get the snippet removed, so the likelihood of a complete Tila Tequila sex tape ever showing up online is slim. If we want to see Tila Tequila nude, we'll just have to wait for the next time she strips on her Ustream account!

"Probably," but only "if it were put in front of me."

Last week, we saw some possible stills from former Miss California USA Carrie Prejean’s sex tape, but they turned out to be from an anonymous porn video.

So other than Carrie’s mom’s purported former lesbian lover Valerie Vetrano’s description of the sex tape as “disgusting,” and TMZ’s reports that the tape was too racy to release, we still know very little of what to expect.

But when your own brother wants to watch a video of you masturbating, it’s probably a pretty good video.

In an interview with Radar Online, Billy Arnone, a dirt bike racer with “Built to Ride” tattooed across his collarbone, supports his half-sister to the extent that he would even watch her sex tape "if it were put in front of [him]."

Forget seeing naked Angelina Jolie and James Haven, there’s a new half-sibling power couple in town.

Read more after the jump.

Do You Think It Looks Like Her?

The world may have just gotten its first look at the Carrie Prejean naked sex tapes in the form of grainy Paris Hilton-style-night-vision stills posted on the Internet.

The pictures show a hot blonde, who has yet to be confirmed as the former Miss California USA, lying nude on a bed and getting her pinky nice and stinky.

You can see the uncensored, NSFW pictures here and here.

The boobs look real enough, just as Carrie’s were before she spent the pageant’s money on a new set.

But in the absence of any proof, it’s hard to call this one.

Update: Fleshbot has tracked down and provided a link for the porn video that produced these stills. It shows a naked girl masturbating in bed while watching pornography, something Carrie Prejean seems unlikely to do.

Still, nothing is certain.

Read (and see) more after the jump.

What Do You Think She Does on the Tape?

Shauna Sand, who recently stopped fighting and agreed to allow porn giant Vivid to give her sex tape an official release, has also counseled embattled former beauty queen Carrie Prejean to do the same.

Carrie reportedly has eight sex tapes and 30 naked photos currently floating around, and spokespeople for Vivid say the company is planning to release them with or without her consent.

Last month, Shauna found herself in the same position and decided to give Vivid her blessing.

Shauna recalls her meeting with Steven Hirsch, co-chairman of Vivid Entertainment:

I went to the meeting full of rage. During the meeting, however, I realized that I could actually take control of the situation. Instead of spending thousands of dollars in legal fees for a lawsuit that could take months or even years to be resolved, I could actually turn things around.

Wanting to save Carrie the heartbreak of fighting a fruitless battle, Shauna has advised her to take matters into her own hands.

That shouldn’t be too hard for Carrie, considering what she’s allegedly doing on those tapes!

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This Is What a Sex Tape Is Supposed to Look Like.

They may not pull the same kind of coverage as Jennifer Lopez naked on tape or a Carrie Prejean masturbation video, but Miss Universe Japan 2008 Hiroko Mima and Miss Universe 2008 of Trinidad and Tobago Anya Ayoung-Chee could teach those ladies a thing or two about making sex tapes.

A clip that is reported to be their hardcore home video has recently surfaced on the Internet.

It consists of four clips featuring Anya, Hiroko, and Anya’s boyfriend Wyatt.

In this first clip, Anya woofs down Wyatt’s wand while he films from above.

The next clips shows Anya performing oral on her lucky camera-wielding boyfriend from a different angle, and the scene culminates with Wyatt providing his lady’s face with a DNA sample.

Next, Anya climbs on her man’s rubber-sheathed pole for some reverse cowgirl-style safe sex.

Then things get really wild.

Read more and get a link to the full uncensored video after the jump.

Jenny from the Block Nixes Naked Footage

Hearts and other parts swelled last week when we caught wind of a story about J. Lo's former husband Ojani Noa threatening to release a Jennifer Lopez sex tape.

Apparently, the mini-film included (among other delights) shots of J. Lo's skinfamous booty being plopped down on a motorcycle seat, sans panties.

The idea of such an A-lister letting loose, unscripted, and getting nasty on video could have been the news of the year. Instead, the tape will likely never see the light of day.

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Never?

"Ugh, never!” screeched the utterly non-nude Megan Fox to MTV News, before explaining, “It would take one shot of me not looking good and I would not be able to have sex ever again, because I would always just see myself looking like a hippo having sex."

Presumably a lesbian hippo strangling an ox.

This comes as no surprise to anyone on planet Earth, since Megan’s steadfast refusal to take her clothes off has been the talk of the celebrity nudity community since she made this unnerving statement after “topless” shots of her were leaked from the set of Jennifer’s Body approximately 100 years ago:

“I had booby stickers on. They make these silicone stickers that go on over your nipple. If I'd been actually topless, I would have sued someone.”

And if you’d actually been topless, someone would have cared.

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First Her Clothes, Now Her Crown

The nude photos circulating this week of 18 year-old Sofia Rudieva, the erstwhile model from St. Petersburg (formerly Petrograd, formerly Leningrad, formerly St. Petersburg) who was crowned Miss Russia earlier this month, have cost her the title.

Now, as the pageant rules established during the 1993 constitutional crisis wherein a besotted Boris Yeltsin dissolved the Russian parliament clearly state, the title reverts to Vice-Miss Russia Svetlana Stepankovskaya.

While Svetlana is undoubtedly as pud-poundingly pulchritudinous a post-politiburo piece of pudenda as was Sofia, she’s not naked on the Internet. Not yet, anyway.

Meanwhile, Brazilian reality TV star Maria Cardi is sitting pretty after videos of her slobbering on a knob and getting nailed in cowgirl position were leaked on the web, but, presumably because she appeared naked in Playboy 34 years ago, would-be Canadian first lady Margot Kidder is penniless and insane, reduced to doing The Vagina Monologues.

Read more after the jump.