Julianna Margulies Upskirt: The Thighs Have It!

Perez Hilton Proves He Doesn’t Know a Vagina From a Hole in a Woman

Julianna Margulies, the exquisite brunette from ER and The Sopranos, had a hot seat next to Claire Danes at a New York fashion show last night.

Lucky cameras snapped the enticing sight of Julianna’s naked thighs pressed together in what might momentarily look to resemble the genitals of a vinyl sex toy (and we mean the blow-up kind, not the Real Doll).

Out-and-proud cock-and-balls enthusiast Perez Hilton fell for the croch-tical illusion and blathered about Julianna being an “attention whore” out purposefully exposing her “vajayjay” (a word you will not read on this site without it being directly quoted from a male homosexual).

So, Perez, take a hint from rock gods AC/DC next time you attempt properly label labia. It's easy. Just look for "the second hole from the back of the neck."