Tinseltown T&A Wrap-Up: May 6, 2009

•Following up her too-racy-for-TV Calvin Klein Secret Obsession commercials from 2008, topless Eva Mendes now plans to launch yet another ad campaign for the brand. This time she will be part of a new underwear and jeans campaign. Hopefully, she won’t be wearing either. (The Daily Dish)

•After subjecting her spice rack to the ravages of pregnancy and breast-feeding, former Spice Girl Geri Halliwell feels like her melons are holding up remarkably well. "My boobs look alright, maybe not as tip-top as they were but I wouldn't have surgery," explains Gerri. “For me, it's that balancing act between giving my child the time she needs, but also finding something that is going to satisfy me as a working woman. That is a real juggle.” Not to mention the jiggle! (femalefirst)

•When Tom Hanks heard that South African beauty Charlize Theron said he had a nice ass, he was understandably taken aback(side). Getting a compliment on your ass from Charlize Theron, who has displayed her delectable derriere in movies like Reindeer Games and The Life and Death of Peter Sellers, is kind of like getting a compliment on your jump shot from Steve Nash. "Getting the chance to work with him and getting to know him a little bit made me realize there's something about him that is really genuine and sweet,” continued Theron. “It shows the nice guy can end up on top." In response, nice guys are lining up by the thousands to get on top of Charlize. (femalefirst)

•Kate Moss is topless again, this time out on a boat in some tropical locale. And as if being a topless supermodel weren’t hot enough, she’s also getting lotion rubbed on her by another topless chick. This is a ship of drools! (Egotastic)

•As she was leaving The Marc Jacobs Met Costume Gala After-Party at Monkey Bar with her fiancée, Claire Danes did the world a favor by letting her top slip down to expose the top half of her light brown right nipple. We’ve seen them in Polish Wedding and Stage Beauty, and this new nip-slip further demonstrates the fact that Claire Danes is quite likely to cause you to tear your Hanes. (Hollywood Tuna)