Posts tagged with ass

Where’s Ali’s Garter?

Sexy Ali Larter, best known as Niki Sanders on the hit show Heroes, became a superheroine to passersby on the street recently when she bent over and let her flouncy dress ride up to reveal the perfection of her posterior, naked except for a white string thong.

Thankfully, the microns-wide stripe of fabric had ridden so far up her crack she could use it to floss her teeth, giving the illusion of a bare behind.

Now that’s a back ali I wouldn’t mind wandering down.

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•Following up her too-racy-for-TV Calvin Klein Secret Obsession commercials from 2008, topless Eva Mendes now plans to launch yet another ad campaign for the brand. This time she will be part of a new underwear and jeans campaign. Hopefully, she won’t be wearing either. (The Daily Dish)

•After subjecting her spice rack to the ravages of pregnancy and breast-feeding, former Spice Girl Geri Halliwell feels like her melons are holding up remarkably well. "My boobs look alright, maybe not as tip-top as they were but I wouldn't have surgery," explains Gerri. “For me, it's that balancing act between giving my child the time she needs, but also finding something that is going to satisfy me as a working woman. That is a real juggle.” Not to mention the jiggle! (femalefirst)

•When Tom Hanks heard that South African beauty Charlize Theron said he had a nice ass, he was understandably taken aback(side). Getting a compliment...

And the Load Leaks to Your Underwear

This Friday, horror fans will be treated to the sight of Sara Paxton’s pooper and Riki Lindhome's lactators in the new remake of the 1972 sleazefest The Last House on the Left.

Former mermaid Sara Paxton, playing the role originated in 1972 by Sandra Cassel (who showed off all 3 B's in the bath and being battered by the baddies), reveals only her rear as she’s attacked at the 40 minute mark.

But Riki, taking over the Susan Atkins-inspired role of Sadie played originally by Jeramie Rain, gets topless at 0:22, 1:24, and 1:39.

Way to lay it down for all to see!

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Two Scoops of Ass Cream

When a groundhog sees his shadow on Candlemas, it means that there are six more weeks of winter to come. But this year, Punxsutawney Phil’s decision to retreat back into his hole also heralded a week of joyous tidings for ass-ficionados.

The first “piece” of news concerns callipygous heiress Kim Kardsashian, who missed the Super Bowl to work on her own tight end in a new workout video.

Many people thought that Kim Kardashian had already made a workout video back in 2007 with her then-boyfriend Ray J.

That wasn’t actually a workout video, despite the fact that it exercised more forearm and wrist tendons that Space Invaders, Pac-Man, and Donkey Kong combined.

Kim is aiming this video at her female fans, saying, "For young girls to see exercise videos that have only skinny girls, well, that's something they can't attain. I want this to be something that can be realistic for most girls."

If girls are anything like everyone else, Kim’s body is exactly the kind of thing they want to attain.

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Dasha Astafieva Gives Revanchist Russia One More Reason to Want Ukraine Back(side)

After years of boning three of the hottest California blondes on the planet, Hugh Hefner has decided to add a little brown to his palette with the inclusion of stunning Ukrainian brunette Dasha Astafieva into his harem.

Besides being Hugh’s girlfriend, the 23-year-old is the January 2009 Playmate of the Month and the 55th Anniversary Playmate. But she’s still a old-fashioned girl from Ordzhonikidze at heart.

Now Dasha joins Olga Kurylenko, Milla Jovovich, Juliette Marquis, and Beluga caviar as Mr Skin's favorite Ukrainian exports.

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As I prepared for a short week I found myself thinking of things that I'm thankful for this year. So as I breeze through my daily batch of my daily gossip blogs I made a list of stellar celebutardettes to thank. You never cease to amaze me...

Adrienne Bailon nude ass pics are fake -- or so claims Adrienna Bailon. (Socialite’s Life)

Hugh Hefner is like a father to Kendra Wilkinson nude -- an exceptionally loving father. (Anything Hollywood).

Jodie Marsh lesbian makeout. (Dlisted)

Mariah Carey side boob. (Superficial)

Costume designe: Kate Winslet has terrific body. (Female First)

Kristanna Loken pussy outline! (Hollywood Tuna)

Alessandra Ambrosio had a baby, shows off her body. (CNW)

Eva Herzigova tits covered by Eva Herzigova arms. (Hollywood Tuna)