Lindsay Lohan’s Topless in the Machete Trailer, Claims The Sun

Is That Bare-Breasted Blond Really Lindsay?

Last week we told you that rumor has it that we'll see Lindsay Lohan topless in the upcoming exploitation flick Machete. Now the UK tabloid The Sun is reporting that the footage is already out there.

Here’s the problem: The footage they’re showing and which they claim contains Linday’s funbags is actually the phony movie trailer that was shown in the Quentin Tarantino and Robert Rodriguez double feature Grindhouse back in 2007.

Now, unless Lindsay was already planning to get naked in a movie back before the movie was even going to be made and stripped down anonymously for seven seconds of footage in a fake trailer, that’s not her.

The blond in that trailer is still unidentified, but the redhead is former Playboy model Alicia Rachel Marek.

And not only is she in the credits of Grindhouse as the topless redhead in the Machete trailer, she also has a role in the real movie Machete, where we hope she’ll repeat her boob-baring scene.

As for Lindsay, we know she’s in the movie and we think she’s getting naked, but no one has made a convincing case that she’s naked in the trailer.

What’s your call?

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