After a disappointing showing from Game of Thrones two weeks ago, the fantasy show has tripled our pleasure this week with a trio of naked Westerosi woman.
First up, Charlie Chaplin’s granddaughter Oona Chaplin was showing moona in a long gab session with the King of the North. Then brunette Charlotte Hope got completely naked while blonde Stephanie Blacker showed T&A to fool around with the captive Theon Greyjoy. It’s soon revealed that this is all part of his torture, but his pain is our gain!
Over on Showtime, Nurse Jackie is working its way through a revelatory fifth season with its first nude scenes to date! It was four skin free years before Betty Gilpin finally bared her butt during the season five premiere, and last night’s episode had her presenting her perfect pair before bending down to give a BJ. That horny health care worker will make you shake your thermometer!
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Well the day is finally here, sort of, because Spring Breakers (2013) is opening in limited release. It’s set to open much wider on March 22nd, but for now only New York and LA will be able to see Selena Gomez bouncing around in a bikini and a half-naked Vanessa Hudgens making out with Ashley Benson in a pool. If you're not interested in drug-fueled Disney star threesomes, you’re pretty much out of luck, because the wide release The Incredible Burt Wonderstone (2013) has Olivia Wilde, but no nudity to make your wand levitate.
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Get ready to shuffle your queue, because we’re on Netflix purely for the skin! First up, Christina Ricci has some nippy scenes in the dark comedy Pumpkin (2002), but it’s her sorority sister Erinn Bartlett who really delivers the gourds. Then the Tim Roth directed shocker The War Zone (1999) is not for the feint of heart or weak of pants since it features full frontal from Lara Belmont and the real post-pregnancy peepers of Tilda Swinton. And last but not least, there’s Sophie Rois in a devil’s threesome for 3 (2011), Katie Boland’s boobage in Daydream Nation (2010), and Bridget Fonda’s butt in Jackie Brown (1997).
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Super-stacked Colombian sexport Sofia Vergara and legendary leg-crosser Sharon Stone are now combining their sex appeal for a threesome scene in the upcoming Fading Gigolo. John Turturro is writing, directing, and starring in the male-escort flick, and somehow has managed to pen a threesome scene between himself and the two lusty ladies. Surprise, surprise. Sofia plays a wealthy married woman wants to have a ménage à trios with Sharon and John's characters, and Woody Allen is the pimp who sets it all up. Oy vey!
The film is currently in production in New York City, and paparazzi are pressed against the windows trying to get a shot of what’s happening behind the closed curtains. No word yet as to whether there will be any nudity or actual crotch-grabbing lesbian lovin’, that news would have stores nationwide braced for a run on Kleenex and hand lotion.
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Now that summer's arrived- and with it, the boob tube's slowest season- it looks like True Blood's going to be our sole source of skin for a while. (Unless Weeds steps up its nude game from last season, of course. We shall see.) It's a responsibility that those shape-shifting seductresses and vampiric vixens take quite seriously...at least based on this week's outstanding episode.
First, Italian eyeful Valentina Cervi raised the bar with a pair of long, lingering looks at her sweater meat and sitter as the ancient vampire Salome. But not to be outdone, blonde babes Melanie Camp and Melinda Page Hamilton both bared boobs in a vampire threesome and as a high school teacher having an affair with her student, respectively. Now that will raise the bar...in your pants!
See more pics from Valentina Cervi, Melanie Camp and Melinda Page Hamilton after the jump!
DeeDee Luxe and Calamity Chang (left) are used to taking their clothes off...sort of. They're both burlesque (that's old-timey for "stripper who doesn't strip") artistes in New York City, and so when they were called up to shoot a threesome scene with Michael Fassbender in Shame, they took it all in stride. Much more so than the reporter who interviewed them for The Huffington Post about it:
HP: Did you have to take off your clothes for the audition?
Calamity Chang: Yes. But [director Steve McQueen] was so polite, he was like, "Uh, I'm going to turn this way, just let me know when you're ready." You know, like, we're accustomed to being naked in public!
HP: On the day of shooting, was it nerve-wracking having a bunch of crew members watch you?
DeeDee Luxe: It was a closed set. It was Steve, the filmographer Sean Bobbitt...
CC: So there were really five of us in the room.
HP: I was going to say -- and then you're going to lunch with all of them!
DDL: Honestly, I don't think I would've had a problem with that.
CC: Me neither!
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No nudes to report this week on True Blood, though Anna Paquin stripped to sexy red bra and panties in a dream sequence where she skinitatied a threesome with her undead lovers Bill (Stephen Moyer) and Eric (Alexander Skarsgard). We loves us some Sookie, but this soft-focus scenario tasted a bit too much like sausage for Skin Central's taste. Besides, who isn't naked in their own sex dream? Better luck next week, skin fans.
To see Anna go all the way (one guy at a time), check out our True Blood page now!
These pictures have been floating 'round the Internet for a while, but they're so gratutiously awesome that we just had to share them with you! Steve McQueen is at it again- no, not Bullitt (though he was a badass), but the British artist and director of the decidedly skinless (unless you count a shirtless, emaciated Michael Fassbender, and we do not) prison drama Hunger (2008).
McQueen has taken a different, and far more skinful, track for his latest collaboration with Fassbender- entitled Shame, the upcoming film is about a troubled New Yorker "who has difficulty managing his sex life". If you've got some extra ladies lying around, Michael, feel free to throw 'em Skin Central's way, because the pics that have leaked from the set so far are totally skintillating!
More shameless nude pics from the set of Shame after the jump!
