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Christopher Kowalsky Sr. @ 7:47PM on August 14, 2009
No really, do you think it's possible? Megan Fox nude? You don't say. I guess I should be thrilled . . . right? I mean, I love Fox don't get me wrong, but possibly getting naked in "Jonah Hex?" Right, it almost happened in "Jennifer's Body," but since it didn't, therefore it must surely happen in this new film. Let's just wait and see what happens.
Why am I not surprised by this "startling revelation"?

Prissy little overhyped tattoo-girl needs to go away now. Go back to the circus where she belongs, and take her "insider" friends with her.

Stop playing her game!!! She's a tease. That's all that she is! I should not be the only one questioning why we should even give her the time of day!

@K Wynd:

Trust me. You're not the only one thinking that.
This is why I hate most movies today. The trailers, directors, and actresses in interviews tease the public up and down with so-and-so is playing a stripper, a hooker, a sex crazed hell-beast etc, all parts that in the 70s and 80s meant partial and/or full nudity was a given. Now we can't even count on those parts to show us some skin.

I mean remember when even movies that weren't R rated had surprise nudity? Just One of The Guys jumpstarted me into puberty because of the flashing scene and after that I watched whatever shit Hollywood threw at me on HBO, Cinemax and Showtime because the promise of boobs was in almost every film and most times you'd see something skinworthy.

Kids and adults today are robbed of stuff like that because of this prudish/cockteaser attitude Hollywood has adopted. I mean yeah, there's internet porn, but nothing beats seeing an actress in her prime that you have a mad crush on showing her boobs for the first time.
Christopher Kowalsky Sr. @ 2:52PM on August 15, 2009

@Wonder Man:

I think you got something there Wonder Man. That is one of the best examples I've seen in a long time.
Orlando Lockridge (Skinployee) @ 12:45PM on August 17, 2009

@Wonder Man:

It does seem to be part of every movie's marketing these days. I suppose it works for them, as no one on this site would have heard of The Proposal or I Love You, Beth Cooper with the fake-nudity hype. It just sucks for us.
Wanna bet it's a body double?
Christopher Kowalsky Sr. @ 2:50PM on August 15, 2009

@Gunde:

I'll take a wager in that.
Orlando Lockridge (Skinployee) @ 12:46PM on August 17, 2009

@Gunde:

She'll use a body double, but there will still be no nudity, and for months before the release she'll be telling every interviewer how the director made her use a double and all she really wants to do is get naked but no one will let her. She's edgy like that. Or so the media tells me.
Jimmyinthegarden.com @ 11:54AM on August 15, 2009
No way is she going to be nude in Jonah Hex...why jump off the hype train? I predict they'll pull the old saloon girl starts pulling up her dress, showing a lot of leg - only to eventually reveal a derringer in her garter belt. http://kl.am/2fCw

@Jimmyinthegarden.com:

She can't be nude with all of those tats on her. It's that simple. No amount of makeup will cover that all up and make her look like a woman in the late 1800's. If anything she'll show slightly less skin than Salma Kayek in "Wild Wild West".
Christopher Kowalsky Sr. @ 4:25PM on August 16, 2009

@K Wynd:

"If anything she'll [Megan Fox] show slightly less skin than Salma Hayek in 'Wild Wild West'." All Hayek shown was her butt. Anything less than that would be NOTHING. That doesn't give Fox ANY skin to show then, does it?
"The promise of those sexy near-nude pics that hit the Internet over a year ago will not be fulfilled." What I remember of those pics, there were whole breasts visible. If the Jennifer's Body-pictures were near-nude, wtf were the nude ones?
Orlando Lockridge (Skinployee) @ 9:31AM on August 17, 2009

@jarze:

Megan was wearing flesh-colored panties and pasties in those pics. So at first glance it looked like you saw whole boob, but there was no nipple to be seen.
Christopher Kowalsky Sr. @ 8:21PM on August 17, 2009

@Orlando Lockridge:

Ditto to what Orlando said.

Who hasn't seen those "near-nude pics" of Megan Fox from "Jennifer's Body?" I couldn't stop looking at those for WEEKS, even though there were no nipples to be had (was she wearing pasties under some flesh colored body suit?), but at least we got to see just how big Fox is in the chest region. That alone was hopefully a preview of greater things to come.
Muggsy (Skinployee) @ 12:21PM on August 17, 2009
If Megan gets nude in this I will eat my hat.
Christopher Kowalsky Sr. @ 8:14PM on August 17, 2009

@Muggsy:

If Megan gets nude in this, I'll have even MORE reasons to masturbate.

@Muggsy:

Luckily I don't have a hat.
Christopher Kowalsky Sr. @ 2:11AM on August 19, 2009

@jarze:

So what will you do if Megan Fox gets nude jarze?

@Christopher Kowalsky Sr.:

I won't mention that here.
Let's not forget that Angelina Jolie also has a lot of tatts, but that hasn't stopped her from getting totally nude-even is supposedly Period Dramas. So lets not give up all hope, shall we?
Christopher Kowalsky Sr. @ 10:51PM on August 19, 2009

@Aussie_Lurker:

I'm not giving up hope, but I'm afraid that I may die without ever seeing Megan Fox nude. I've seen everybody else naked on more than one occasion, I just want some new meat now.
McBeardo of McBeardo.com (Skinployee) @ 10:35AM on August 19, 2009
Rumor has it that one of Mr. Skin's Skin Skouts will be seeing MEGAN'S BODY this Friday (8/21) and will give us the full skinny.
Christopher Kowalsky Sr. @ 10:49PM on August 19, 2009

@McBeardo of McBeardo.com:

That sounds like a good rumor to me, but I have a gut feeling that the Skin Skouts aren't gonna find any nudity to be had in "Jennifer's Body." I think I read somewhere that NOBODY does nudity in this movie, but it'll be exciting to see what they find anyway, if anything, that resembles the SLIGHTEST bit of skin.

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