Third Manual Weekly Caption Contest Winner Announced

And the Winner of Three Free Days of Skin Is…

The Double Kosher, the Krispy Kreme, the King of Kickboxing, the one and bone-ly Kennebunkport Kid… Kopygaurd Kevin!

KK’s skin-spiring pun-filled piece of wordplay in his comment on the now skinfamous Top 10 Redheads with Large Racks on June 1, 2009 was worthy of the jokesmiths at Skin Central, which is a little unsettling for said jokesmiths.

Kevin overcame his blind rage at the improper placement on the list of not yet nude Christina Hendricks long enough to write:

I concur with Mr. [Christopher[ Kowalsky [Sr.]. Christina Hendricks should have definitely placed over the Lohan, she's definitely the #1 firecrotch in my book. They should remake "The Door In The Floor" with Hendricks replacing Mimi Rogers. I'd like to have a good long look at her atomic fireballs, burning bush, and hot cross buns. Now that would give me a red hot poker.

Kevin, you shame us. And you weren't the only one.

On the post about Anna Friel’s cleavage in Land of the Lost and other hot stone age babes, a skin fan with the appropriately primordial name of Adam quipped “When it comes to prehistorically hot babes, I'd like to spend some time in 10,000 B.C. ringing Camilla's Belle.”

And finally, Kevin “Hercules” Sorbo took time out of his Kate Beckinsale appreciation to comment (through Count Rackula) on Jacqueline Bisset’s wet t-shirt scene in The Deep,

The one that I remember, that wasn’t completely nude, but that drove me nuts and made me realize, “Oh my God, I am not going to have a problem with my sexuality,” was The Deep with Jacqueline Bisset. Oh my gosh, you just wanted to pause that movie on the big screen! I remember being in the movie when I was a kid and the place got deadly quiet and the guys with their girls wanted to be all cool and they were just dying! I got to meet her years later, once I moved to Hollywood and once Hercules was on the air. She actually came up to me at a party to tell me she loved me and she loved Hercules and all I could think was, “Oh my God, it’s Jacqueline Bisset.” I said, “I have a white t-shirt in my car. Will you put it on please?”

And did she? You’ll have to read the rest of the Sorbo interview for that one.

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