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And the Winner of Three Free Days of Skin Is…

The Double Kosher, the Krispy Kreme, the King of Kickboxing, the one and bone-ly Kennebunkport Kid… Kopygaurd Kevin!

KK’s skin-spiring pun-filled piece of wordplay in his comment on the now skinfamous Top 10 Redheads with Large Racks on June 1, 2009 was worthy of the jokesmiths at Skin Central, which is a little unsettling for said jokesmiths.

Kevin overcame his blind rage at the improper placement on the list of not yet nude Christina Hendricks long enough to write:

I concur with Mr. [Christopher[ Kowalsky [Sr.]. Christina Hendricks should have definitely placed over the Lohan, she's definitely the #1 firecrotch in my book. They should remake "The Door In The Floor" with Hendricks replacing Mimi Rogers. I'd like to have a good long look at her atomic fireballs, burning bush, and hot cross buns. Now that would give me a red hot poker.

Kevin, you shame us.

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November 2009 Can’t Come Soon Enough!

Friends babe Jennifer Aniston has long been a favorite of Mr Skin’s because she has consistently outdone her pals Courteney Cox (with whom she played girl-girl grabass in a 2007 episode of Dirt) and Lisa Kudrow in the nudity department.

Lisa Kudrow has been totally skinless to date. And while Courteney bared her boobs briefly in Blue Desert and Commandments, she has always used a body double for scenes that call for a view of her back yard.

Jennifer, on the other hand, gave us a good view of her butt in The Break-up (just check out today’s Moon at Noon!) and her tits in the 2002 indie drama The Good Girl.

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