New Tomb Raider Model Allison Carroll Flashes Vagina

British Gymnast Exposes Lara Crotch

Lara Croft, Tomb Raider, the busty butt-kicking heroine who is the star of the popular video game and movie franchise, has a new face, that of gymnast Allison Carroll.

In a recent publicity shoot, Allison showed that her fear of underwear is greater than her fear of flashing her bald beaver at the camera.

Lara Croft has been portrayed by some of the world’s hottest actresses, including Angelina Jolie, Rhona Mitra, Keeley Hawes, and Katie Price.

Allison is the eleventh in a series of babes chosen to portray the eminently spankable video game character.

The fact that all of these busty lookalike brunettes are all still out in the world suggests to Mr. Skin that the natural choice for the next Lara Croft feature would be an X-rated all-Lara-Croft lesbian orgy.

Forget twincest, this would be like clone sex, or as Sade called it, "The Sweetest Taboo."