Posts tagged with 1980s

Which Decade is Dirtiest?

Apparently it's not just Mr Skin who remembers Clara Bow's nude scene in Wings.

A new website called Vintageerotica.com offers over 1500 hours of hardcore porn grouped by decade beginning with the year 1910 and going up into the Reagan years.

Now practically everyone can jerk off to skin-flicks from the decade in which he was born!

The sight is filled with explicit loops featuring couples, threesomes and orgy scenes engaging in ever kind of anal, oral, and vaginal intercourse imaginable in grainy black and white and garish grindhouse color.

Vintage isn’t just for Aerosmith T-shirts anymore!

Read more after the jump.

Mr Skin Discovers Never-Before-Seen Chicken of the Sea

At the Mr Skin labs, the old classics never go out of style. Take Ron Howard’s 1984 romantic comedy Splash, featuring Summer Lovers star Daryl Hannah as a mamtastic mermaid named Madison.

Just the other day, the boys in the lab were watching Daryl’s delicious derriere in the famous rear view shot at the 27 minute mark as she walks naked toward the statue of liberty.

But on closer inspection, someone suddenly noticed that he was looking at more than just a mermaid’s tail—there were fish-lips in there, too!

Read more after the jump.

3-D Movies are mounting a comeback. Again. Be still, my bleeding eyes. Again.

At age 7, I stumbled upon the famous photograph of a movie theater audience staring up, enraptured, at Bwana Devil (1953) through paper eyeglasses with colored lenses.

Some nearby authority figure explained to me that those people were watching a 3-D movie, and those glasses enabled the images to jump right off the screen.

The immediate, flawlessly logical question I blurted out then was: “So why isn’t every movie in 3-D?” Nobody could explain it to me.

Seven was also the age when I happened up Pops McBeardo’s Playboy stashed in the bathroom hamper, so my unspoken query was: “And why isn’t Playboy in 3-D? And what about dirty movies?” The answers would come. As would I.

Masturbate to Oscar Bait!

The Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences recently announced its nominees for Awards honoring 2008’s best work in every aspect of movie-making.

Aside from the fact that nine of the ten actresses who got a nod have done remarkable nude work on-camera, most noteworthy is dark horse contender Melissa Leo from the film Frozen River.

For now, though, let us honor a previous Melissa Leo triumph, the 1985 teen-hooker-in-Times-Square cult favorite, Streetwalkin’.

Melissa's lusciously upturned, rosily-pink-nippled boobaloos deserve an award of their own.

Golden Globes perhaps?

Streetwalk on over after the jump.

Requiem for a Heavy Breather: Bill Landis, 1959-2008

Sleazoid Express creator Bill Landis was a pioneering publisher who really did change the world (for the better), an endlessly imaginative writer, a performer in hardcore films during theatrical porn’s Golden Age and a projectionist who worked Times Square’s glorious toilet-bowl theaters.

At the same time, Bill Landis was also a miserable junkie, a hyper-paranoid head-case, and a world-class pain-in-the-ass.

And now Bill Landis is dead, at age 49, from a heart attack.

I miss him already. And I always will. Read all about it after the jump.

Code Red DVD does right by the once-lost '80s teen sex classic Hot Moves!

L.A.'s UltraStar Studio plays host to art-damaged Third Reich ravishers!

IronBabe's Jackie Stevens steps in and strips down for Misty Mundae -- electrifyingly elongated-nipples-first!

And Return to Sleepaway Camp may herald a renaissance of weird, haunting, unsanitary sexual amusements from a quarter-century ago coming back to bite us in (the front of) the pants.

Click on Das Boobs for the (w)hole truth.

The funky film noir 52 Pick-Up boasts two impeccably classy leads (Roy Scheider and Ann-Margret), an A-list director of some of cinema’s greatest thrillers (John Frankenheimer), and it was adapted from the work of one of the most respected modern crime novelists (Elmore Leonard).

Fortunately, 52 Pick-Up transcends its high-brow pedigree to rule as one of Hollywood’s all-time sleaziest big budget undertakings. For that, we love it, and it was on this date in 1986 that 52 Pick-Up first brought its dirty dealings to the big screen.

52 Pick-Up is loaded with real-life porn stars (including Amber Lynn, who gets naked) and contains top-tier toplessness from young Kelly Preston who’s tied up and tortured, and Prince protégé Vanity as a peep show worker posing for Polaroids.

Click the poster for some bracingly bare eyefuls.

Nora Louise Kuzma a.k.a. Traci Lords was the biggest, hottest, sexiest porn star and and most singularly searing X-rated carnal fixation of Youngman McBeardo’s put-upon puberty years.

It was unbelievably cool, then, when both The Object of Affection and The Objectional Erection turned out to have been born right about the exact same time.

Of course, the scandal of Traci Lords performing in hardcore porn films when she should have been in high-school nearly capsized the entire adult-entertainment industry, but it created a Legend of Lust to endure eternally for the (under)ages.

X-Rated Ambition: The Traci Lords Story, a new UK documentary available from Shocking Videos exposes the dirty truth about Traci (McBeardo’s is self-explanatory). Click for the box cover for the E-cup-normous, up-turned scoops.