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When Knocked Up and Funny People star Leslie Mann attended the Academy Awards a few months back, she was less dazzled by the spectacle of host Hugh Jackman’s song and dance routines than by the Jennifer Aniston's ass, which was seated in the chair right in front of her.
"We got invited to the Academy Awards and we were sitting behind Jennifer Aniston and I'm always kind of jealous of the pictures of her in those trashy magazines in the little bikini, with her whole butt hanging out,” Mann explains. “Her butt looks so perfect and I can't believe anyone's butt looks so good, I'm convinced they retouched it.”
And I’m convinced that Leslie is thinking about touching it herself!
Read more after the jump.
With all the hubbub surrounding Mr Skin's 10th Annual Anatomy Awards, we almost forgot about the Academy Awards!
The Oscars were held last night in Los Angeles, with the big winning being the Bollywood-meets-Hollywood Slumdog Millionaire leading the pack with eight awards, including Best Picture and Best Director for Danny Boyle.
We were a little taken aback by the snubbing of naked Marisa Tomei for her Best Supporting Actress role in The Wrestler--the statue went to Penelope Cruz. At last the lovely Marisa still has her Anatomy Award to proudly display!
And Kate Winslet took home the Best Actress award. Spanks to the Academy for recognizing Kate's fantastic, skintastic work in The Reader!
Check out IMDb.com for the full list of winners.
The 20th, and until now final, actress to win an Academy Award for a nude role was dazzling British beauty Rachel Weisz, who took home a trophy for Best Actress in a Supporting Role for the dramatic thriller The Constant Gardener. But even if she is surpassed as the last woman to get a statue for putting statues in men's pants, Rachel will always have one very distinctive claim to fame: She wasn't simply nude in The Constant Gardener, she was nude and pregnant! Though the film employed a stunt stomach, after the movie was filmed, Rachel got knocked up in real life and accepted her award when she was more than seven months pregnant, wonderfully uniting big-screen fantasy with reality.
Will another name (or two) be added to this list in 2009? Tune in to the 81st Annual Academy Awards on Sunday night to find out if Kate Winslet, Angelina Jolie, or Marisa Tomei are honored with Oscars for boldly baring their bods in their nominated roles.
Let's run down a few of the attributes of the prostitute-turned-serial-killer biopic Monster: Charlize Theron nude? Check. Charlize Theron playing a lesbian and getting it on with Christina Ricci? Check. Charlize Theron looking like absolute gorgeous perfection? Not so much. The Academy admired Charlize's brave choice to subdue her natural beauty for a gritty role and awarded her the Oscar for Best Actress in a Leading Role in 2004. Mr Skin may prefer to gaze upon Theron's stunning mug in movies such as The Devil's Advocate and Reindeer Games, but those melons look monstrously hot no matter what the movie.
People remember that Halle Berry was the first black woman to win an Oscar for Best Actress in a Leading Role. What doesn't get mentioned much (at least outside of the Mr Skin offices) is that she was also the first woman to win an Oscar for performing awesomely explicit doggy style interracial sex on screen. Halle's performance in Monster's Ball stands out in every aspect: as a top-of-her-game acting achievement as well as an on-top-of-Billy-Bob-Thornton sexual screen success. Here's hoping that the Academy continues to celebrate bold nudity and slap-you-in-the-face amazing sex scenes for years to come.
Personally, Mr Skin can't begin to understand the film Boys Don't Cry. Why would a beautiful woman want to strap down her bountiful bosom to hide it from the world? Mr Skin is all about showing your sweater stuffers, not concealing them. But the Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences is a bit more sophisticated than Mr Skin and honored Hilary Swank's portrayal of a girl pretending to be a boy with an Oscar for Best Actress in a Leading Role in 2000. Now she has another long, pointy object to stuff into those boy briefs.
The 1990s saw acclaim from the Academy coming together with onscreen nudity as never before. In fact, every woman who took home a trophy for Best Actress in a Leading Role throughout that decade had movie nudity in her filmogrphy, a trend that (so far) has continued into the new millennium. The last actress to take home a little gold man in the twentieth century was Gwyneth Paltrow. But uniting Oscar with bared flesh wasn't the only tradition Gwyneth was carrying on with her nude turn in Shakespeare in Love; she was also continuing a family legacy of undressing for the camera. Gwynnie's mom, Blythe Danner, also turned in a pair of nude performances, though she was never saluted by the Academy as her darling daughter was. Paltrow has far outdone Mommy with the volume of nude scenes in her career, which is definitely a good sign. Just imagine all the nudity we can expect from future funbag flashers in the family!
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