Sometimes nude scenes are so titillating, so scintillating, that their glory cannot be diminished with the passing of time. But when these skinstant classics come out again in crystal-clear HD it's a real reason to celebrate.
See Mr. Skin's picks for 2012's top Blu-ray re-releases after the jump!
We love Judy McGuire. Not like we "love" Krispy Kremes or girls who wear cutoffs so short the pockets hang out the bottom, but like we love oxygen. Or water. Or unscented hand lotion (the scented kind is just weird). In other words, we need Judy McGuire in our lives.
Judy is the fantastically funny (and filthy) author behind Soft Skull Press's The Official Book of Sex, Drugs and Rock n' Roll Lists, which compiles everything from Ozzy Osbourne's cure for athlete's foot (cocaine, obviously) to 8 bands named after man-milk (Pearl Jam, anyone?). It's a perfect companion for the nightstand, the knapsack or next to the porcelain throne- anywhere where a quick fix of hilarity would be appreciated.
Judy is also a noted sexpert who dishes out advice for the Seattle Weekly's Dategirl column, hosts The Mike & Judy Show with fellow Skinterviewee Mike Edison, wrote the compendium of nightmare dates How Not to Date, and gives a killer faux photo-booth BJ, as demonstrated at left.
We talked to Judy at her home in New York City, where she provided her (s)expert opinion on Animal House, making peace between wives and porn, and which list was just too filthy to make the cut (hint: lots of lube is involved).
More after the jump!
When we think of the 1978 skinema classic Animal House, a few things come to mind: Jack Daniels, toga parties, and Mary-Louise Weller's boobs (ok, mostly just Mary-Louise Weller's boobs). And when we think of Broadway, it brings to mind exactly...none of those things.
Nevertheless, Universal Stage Productions is going full steam ahead on the unlikeliest entertainment hybrid since Pride and Predator: Animal House: The Musical. The AP reports:
“Animal House: The Musical” will feature an original score by the band Barenaked Ladies... The 1978 film’s cast included John Belushi, Tom Hulce, Bruce McGill, Tim Matheson, Stephen Furst and Karen Allen. It explored how one frat house, Delta Tau Chi, made sloth and debauchery look cool."
Less Barenaked Ladies and more real naked ladies, please. With ticket prices sure to go into the $100+ range, there better be something to see that you can't get on the Blu-ray (or here at Mr. Skin). And we don't mean Bluto tripping the light fantastic.
Grab a brew with Animal House (1978) right here at MrSkin.com!
So you consider yourself more of an early adopter, eh? Whether you've had a Blu-ray player since the great HD DVD wars of 2008 or just got your sweaty little paws on one this Black Friday, this year some absolute classics of skinema (like Gia (1998), left) finally got the HD treatment with lavishly restored, uncut Blu-ray releases.
See Mr. Skin's picks for 2011's top Blu-rays after the jump!
You'll be doing a kegstand in your pants this week as the Mr. Skin-approved comedy classic Animal House (1978) finally hits Blu-ray. We've also got a ass-tounding eyeful of Italian beauties Nela Lucic and Anna Jimskaia as Euro-erotica director (and confirmed ass man) Tinto Brass' Monamour (2005) gets the deluxe DVD treatment, and you'll be mangling your machete as the dairylicious doc Machete Maidens Unleashed slices its way onto DVD.
In other DVD and Blu-ray nudes, you'll be revving your engine when biker babe Kristin Herold flashes her headlights in Born to Ride (2011).
More after the jump!
March is a big month for partying- first Mardi Gras, then Spring Break, then St. Patrick's Day- and we've got a wicked hangover here at Skin Central. After waking up in a banana costume in the dumpster behind a Korean grocery store, the situation can be dire: Nausea. Dry mouth. Splitting headache. Uncontrollable vomiting. A sudden commitment to the sober lifestyle. We know how it is.
Well, Mr. Skin's got the cure for what ails ya- a heaping helping of hangover hooters! Check out some of our favorite post-party poontangs after the jump!
Code Red DVD does right by the once-lost '80s teen sex classic Hot Moves!
L.A.'s UltraStar Studio plays host to art-damaged Third Reich ravishers!
IronBabe's Jackie Stevens steps in and strips down for Misty Mundae -- electrifyingly elongated-nipples-first!
And Return to Sleepaway Camp may herald a renaissance of weird, haunting, unsanitary sexual amusements from a quarter-century ago coming back to bite us in (the front of) the pants.
Click on Das Boobs for the (w)hole truth.
John Landis -- the frighteningly funny filmmaking powerhouse responsible for skin classics on the order of Animal House, Trading Places, Kentucky Fried Movie, Into the Night, An American Werewolf in London, and Coming to America -- was born in Chicago, Illinois on this date, in 1950.
For a peek at some of Landis’s landmark nude scenes, join us after the jump.
