Posts tagged with Baywatch

Megan Fox will still wed BAG. (Daily Stab)

Also, Megan Fox shows off awesome cleavage. (IDLYITW)

Paris Hilton is single. What are you going to do about it? (The Blemish)

Pam Anderson’s Baywatch bathing suit is up for auction. (Attuworld)

Feminist pornographers to address UC Berkeley class. (AVN)

Katy Perry has a lollipop stuck in her cleavage, and you’ll like it. (Popoholic)

Karolina Kurkova has no navel. (Flisted)

Quantum of Solace babe Olga Kurylenko talks movie nudity, sexiness. (Fox News)

Reality show about high-end call girls being pitched to Showtime. (Reverse Cowgirl)

Aaron Eckhart says Angelina Jolie would make fantastic Catwoman. (Female First)

Traci Bingham Picks and Licks

African-American Baywatch bombshell Traci Bingham got snapped shopping by the paparazzi—appropriately enough, in the melon section (photo courtesy of TMZ).

Of course, titanically top-heavy Traci would never reduce herself to mere honeydews or mangoes. She goes for full, juicy, sweet watermelons.

And Mr. Skin would like to be the security guard who frisks Traci on the way out, just to make sure she’s not smuggling a couple of those ripe suckers out in her bra.

In other news, Traci Bingham sucks lesbian face with girls, as reported by (excuse us) Dirty Rotten Whore.

Get a girl-girl eyeful, along with Traci Bingham's naked melons (and patch) after the jump.

As the great man himself routinely proclaims: "Don't hassle the Hoff!"

Instead, let's all turn in the direction of the Hassle Castle and extend 56th birthday greetings to David Hasslehoff, the creator and star of the show that, more than any other, put the "boob" in the boob tube: Baywatch.

The roster of randy lifeguards who patrolled Baywatch's shores—almost all of whom have also performed nude scenes—hits one like a tidal wave of top-flight T&A.

Consider the killer beachfronts of the following: Pamela Anderson, Carmen Electra, Nicole Eggert, Donna D'Errico, Erika Eleniak, Gena Lee Nolan, Yasmine Bleeth, Traci Bingham, Kelly Monaco, Alexandra Paul, Brande Roderick, Shawn Weatherly, Charisma Carpenter, Vanessa Angel, Angelica Bridges . . . the list (like the lust) goes on . . . as do some naked Babe-watch pics after the break.

Today marks the eighth anniversary of the last episode of the epochal TV series Baywatch. The enormously popular melodrama featuring a bevy of buxom, braless lifeguard babes has been translated into 44 languages, shown in 148 countries, and, at the height of its popularity, watched by 1,100,000,000 people worldwide (about three times the population of the US).

Aside from being the de facto ambassador of American culture to the world, Baywatch, despite not having nudity, has also supplied some of the hottest women ever to get naked on screen. It would take more than one blog to name them all, but here are a few of my favor-tits.

Krista Allen

She played Jenna Avid on the show from 1999-2001, but one of her other TV characters turned out to be much more skin-friendly: In 1994, Krista became the latest in a long line of hot babes to portray the softcore heroine Emmanuelle in a cable series called Emmanuelle in Space. Krista not only showed funbags, fanny and furburger in every episode, she even had a scorching hot Sapphic romp with Tiendra Demian in an episode called A Lesson In Love.

Pamela Anderson

Playing the iconic C.J. Parker from 1992-1997, Pamela is almost as synonymous with Baywatch as David Hasselhoff himself. She has since made a name for herself in the fields of plastic surgery, animal activism, and celebrity sex tapes. Anderson's near-perfect rack and rump are visible in numerous Playboy videos and movies like Snapdragon (1993), Raw Justice (1994), Naked Souls (1995), and Barb Wire (1995). Buff said.

Nicole Eggert

Former star of the Scott Baio sitcom Charles in Charge, Nicole Eggert played sexy lifeguard Summer Quinn from 1992-1994. Among other places, you can see Nicole's knockers in the supernatural thriller The Haunting of Morella (1990), which came out smack dab in the middle of her Baywatch tour of duty. This particular movie is also noteworthy for the lesbian scene it contains between the late great Lana Clarkson and Maria Ford.

Carmen Electra

Playing Lani McKensie in the 1997-1998 season, Carmen Electra showed skin as a dancer on the late night cable series Erotic Confessions the same year she started Baywatch. For a self-styled sex kitten, Carmen has been remarkably skin-gy, but you can see her globes in The Mating Habits of the Earthbound Human (1999). It's Electra-ic!

Erika Elaniak

The original Baywatch babe Erika Elaniak played Shauni McClain from 1989 to 1992, when Pam Anderson came on board. Like Carmen Electra, Erika also showed skin elsewhere the same year she was cast in the show. In Erika's case, it was a spread in Playboy magazine. For a look at Elaniak's phony rack, check out the Dennis Hopper-directed comedy Chasers (1994), where Erika displays her 34C's and her grade-A rump roast as she's handcuffed to a bed. She's a maniac!