Posts tagged with Britney Spears

Mother's Day is right around the corner, and I've got some MILFs to praise!

How Much Is That Bombshell in the Window?

Ever wonder what a passionate night of sex with Angelina Jolie would go for? Dying to know how much a tryst with Britney Spears would set you back? As it turns out, the majority of the sexiest celebrities are surprisingly affordable!

Kristin Davis (no, not THAT Kristin Davis), the former madame who managed Elliot Spitzer's hottie-for-sale, has helpfully culled together a list of the top female celebs, and the price she'd be able to get for them were they on the market.

How much would a private session with Paris Hilton cost you? Find out after the cut!

Last week I had a conversation with a friend of mine and we were talking about the ladies of Hollywood that I would have like to get down and dirty with if they hadn't "lost their image" so to speak. I decided to call it the "On the Fence List", because I really could go either way, and it's better to be on the fence than on the "Absolutely NOT List" (it's true, there is such a list). Keep in mind it's not that I wouldn't still chase after these sexy skirts, when they're at their top they're amazingly hot, but I'm not going anywhere near them till they get their shit together...

Britney Spears Desires a Bit Less Titney

With her recent birthday and the release of her new album, Britney Spears (and her heaving, mysterious, succulent breasts) has gotten a lot of attention this week. But surprisingly the pop singer wants a bit less for your eyes to ogle in the boobal area. FemaleFirst reports:

Britney Spears wants a breast reduction.

The 'Womanizer' singer has mixed emotions about her bust and wants to undergo augmentation to fit into her old stage outfits.

Britney, who was seen wearing a cleavage-boosting dress at her birthday party earlier this week, is quoted as saying: "I have a love-hate relationship with my boobs. At the moment I hate them and want them smaller.

"I can't wear the kind of suits I used to love, like the red PVC one I got to wear for the 'Oops I Did It Again' video, for example, I don't feel streamlined.

"I'm tempted to have a breast reduction so I can slink into some amazing stage outfits for my next set of shows. I know they look sexy but sometimes they get in the way."

Those boobs never get in the way, Britney—but your clothes certainly get in the way of us seeing them in all their nude glory!

Pic via Yeeeah!

Britney Spears Steps out in an Ultra-Low-Cut Dress on Her Birthday. Unfortunately, Nothing Pops out of Her Top.

Yesterday everyone's favorite troubled pop star, Miss Britney Jean Spears, celebrated her 27th birthday. She's so young! So busty! And her dress is so skimpy! But the pics of Brit's big celebration at The Daily Mail, while wonderfully sexy, especially considering Britney's lows of the past years, only disappoint. That's one hell of a lot of boob hanging out of that bustier. So why are we complaining? Where, oh, where have Britney's nipples gone? You could fit the tits of Keira Knightley, Sienna Miller, and Selma Blair into the flesh that's sticking out of Britney's dress, yet all we see is a questionable shadow of areola? Since yesterday also marked the release of Brit's new record, Circus, Mr Skin thinks she should have celebrated by showing off her big top!

British Lad Mag Gives up Sexy Pics to Please Your Lap

Yesterday Mr Skin presented you with the year's best nude moments on the big screen and the boob tube, and today our British brethren Nuts is offering up a similar round-up of randy moments from 2008 by providing sexy, mostly nude, photos of their picks for 2008's 50 hottest moments.

Naturally the list is heavy with English lassies like Secret Diary of a Call Girl's Billie Piper and huge-hootered Keeley Hazell, winner of Mr Skin's Anatomy Award for best breasts earlier in the year. But a handful of hot Americans also made the cut, including Megan Fox, Lindsay Lohan, Britney Spears, Mena Suvari, and Mischa Barton, Mr Skin's pick for the top celebrity nude scene of 2008. Way to go, Misch!

But while all 50 pics are scorching, and most offer outstanding nudity, there is one catch: there are no captions. So get your sleuthing cap on, adjust your monocle, and try to deduce who's who on this list for the horny. You might not come up with all the answers, but you'll sure have fun trying. Now get over to Nuts and proceed to bust yours.

Megan Fox pic courtesy of CelebNewsWire.

Ginger Spice Geri Halliwell nude butt in see-through dress. (Blemish)

Croatian TV presenter Nikolina Pisek nude in leaked cell phone pics. (Taxi Driver Movie)

Hot Star Trek sex babes. (Heckler Spray)

Nude Sophie Howard huge boobs in two new photo shoots. (Boobie Blog)

UK tit queen Lucy Pinder nude in Nuts. (Hollywood Tuna)

Pop tart Aubrey O'Day posing nude for Playboy. (IDLYITW)

Ashley Judd and Dita Von Teese design custom condom holders. (NY Daily News)

60-something Helen Mirren sexy in swimsuits … again! (TMZ)

Britney Spears hot and sexy on stage. (Drunken Stepfather)

Victoria Vanucci does Maxim Argentina. (Flisted)

As I prepared for a short week I found myself thinking of things that I'm thankful for this year. So as I breeze through my daily batch of my daily gossip blogs I made a list of stellar celebutardettes to thank. You never cease to amaze me...