Posts tagged with Elizabeth Hurley

In 1962 Sean Connery graced the screen for the first time as the most ultimate and awesome spy on the planet; Agent 007, James Bond. He’s got everything from intell and intuition to explosive gadgets and exquisite gals. This week, I’m going to take a good long luscious look at the ladies of Bond, in the century that it started (and my personal favorite) the 1960’s...

Her Cups Runneth Over

Every day, we at Skin Central mourn the fact that top-heavy English crumpet Elizabeth Hurley has seemingly retired from the screen, not taking on any acting roles since 2004.

But what Liz has deprived us of in movies, she's more than made up for in red carpet appearances. Now forty-three, it appears that Liz's famously buoyant bust is also forty-three . . . inches.

She may not be acting, but her continuous support of charities as well as launching her own swimsuit line give Liz lots of opportunities to cram her creamy cleavage into bust-strangling dresses and make a grand entrance in front of lots of paparazzi.

Click past the cut for another look at Liz's luscious lumps nearly spilling out of the top of her dress as she arrives at the Global Illumination Initiative at the London Tower. You might just find your own London britches falling down.

Turn your head and cough: it's a tribute to the naughty nurse. (Holy Taco)

Elizabeth Hurley's iconic, cleave-a-licious, barely-there safety-pin dress voted the sexiest of all time. Hugh better believe it. (I'm Not Obsessed)

Pink claims she's totally straight . . . most of the time. (Daily Stab)

Mel "Scary Spice" Brown models lingerie. A-zig-a-zig-ohhhhhhhhhh! (The Superficial)

Kendra Wilkinson is out of Hef's life but hotter than ever. And having lots of webcam sex with her new dude. (Celebitchy)

Carmen Electra makes us sweat her in a sweater. (Hollywood Tuna)

Her sheer sexiness makes us shrieky: it's the 10 hottest Emmanuelle Chriqui vids. (Unibrow)

Gisele Bundchen becomes a video vixen. (Drunken Stepfather)

Recently Mr. Skin saluted the Top 10 Best Upskirt Shots, and since then we've seen a flurry of upskirt action, yesterday with Christina Milian giving up a pound of mound, and today with Elizabeth Hurley giving her best effort with a snatch of flesh-colored panties and Jessica Simpson showing her distaste for the whole genre with a demure hand over the crotch. Mr. Skin will be keeping his eyes peeled—and hopefully his fly undone—in the coming days to see if other upskirt-inclined female celebs will throw their furburgers into the ring for October 2008's Crotch-Flash-Off. If we're lucky, it'll be like the meeting of Britney and Paris all over again.

Jessica Simpson pic via I Don't Like You in That Way.
Elizabeth Hurley pic via the Daily Mail.

Though painfully hot brunettes Gina Gershon and Elizabeth Hurley aren't twins, they are both sharing a birthday today (under the sign of Gemini) and both have earned a place in the coveted Mr. Skin Hall of Fame.

Gina burned her way into my heart with scorching sapphist-icated performances in a pair of movies nearly as sublime as her pair of boobies. The first is the role of bisexual Las Vegas dancing girl Cristal Connors in the masterful (and masturbateable) 1995 classic Showgirls. And the second is her portrayal of Corky, a Ms. Fix-it who's less interested in flushing pipes than cleaning carpets in the erotic thriller Bound (1996).

Liz hasn't gone lez, but she definitely got me playing with my piccolo way back in 1987 as Marietta in the operatic comedy-drama Aria. Then in 1995, Ms. Hurley had me in the unlikely position of wishing I were Soul Man C. Thomas Howell in Shameless, where she submitted to the E.T. star's sexual advances in a very topless fashion

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It's not every day we get two Mr. Skin hall-of-famers sharing a birthday, so get out there and start whacking those pinatas!