Nude on Netflix this week, prolific boob tube star Sheeri Rappaport strips naked for Satan in Little Witches (1996) alongside Clea Duvall, Landon Hall, and more. The blaxploitation horror flick J.D.’s Revenge (1976) has great nudity from Joan Pringle as a damsel in distress, and the ‘70s throwback Attack of the 50ft Cheerleader (2012) includes all the cans that should have been in the original. The box-office breakaway Y tu mamá también (2001) has Maribel Verdu getting tag-teamed by a couple of randy teenagers, and the psychological drama Cracks (2009) casts the boobastically blessed Eva Green as a predatory lesbian.
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Season two of the Starz series Boss is out on Blu-ray, treating us to T&A from Kathleen Robertson, Hanna Ware, and more. If Boss doesn’t give you a raise, head over Bad Kids Go to Hell (2012) for riveting redhead rackage from Amanda Alch. If you have a taste for the bizarre, check out Eva Green breastfeeding a clone of her deceased lover in Womb (2011), or get a freaky flash of funbags from Monique Mercure in Naked Lunch (1991).
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It's another slow week for DVD and Blu-ray, but we've still got a smattering of perfectly sensual (and perfectly horrifying) releases for you. First off, she isn't at her nudest in Perfect Sense (2011), but some mid-range T&A from Eva Green still beats most stars' entire naked output, and it's nude on DVD and Blu-ray. Plus, we've got a trio of forbidden fantasies made flesh as Bettie Page: Dark Angel (2004) and Isla, The Wicked Warden (1980) are re-released on DVD and A Serbian Film (2009) arrives in an even more gruesome uncut form.
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Dark Shadows opens in theaters today, and although Mr. Skin Nudity Hall-of-Famer Eva Green co-stars as wicked witch Angelique, don't expect nude sparks to fly.
Eva gets it on with Johnny Depp in Tim Burton's first-ever attempt at a sex scene, but she says the favorite filmmaker of teenage Goths everywhere isn't the best at creating onscreen steam:
"We kept making fun of it, saying it looks like two, uhm, puppets making love, kind of wooden and very tame. It's Ken and Barbie making love," she told reporters while on a press tour for the film.
We think you're a doll, Eva, but that's not exactly what we had in mind.
So skip the skin-free Dark Shadows and check out this free-spirited French fox's more SKINful moments with our Eva Green: Naked and Sexy and Mother/Daughter Nudity: Marlene Jobert and Eva Green playlists right here at MrSkin.com!
When you really think about it, James Bond is kind of a douche. But that doesn't mean we wouldn't want to be him:
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It's a magical week for TV mammage as the first season of Camelot, featuring Eva Green's witchy wobblers, hits DVD and Blu-ray, as does Spartacus: Gods of the Arena (RIP Andy Whitfield). In other nudes, Emmy nominee Kelly MacDonald shares her Scottish snookers in Trainspotting, nude on Blu-ray, and fapping you'll be when Carrie Fisher and her metal bikini receive the HD treatment on the Star Wars: The Complete Saga Blu-ray. Hey George Lucas! How about you quit messing with Darth Vader and put some nudity in there next time?
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We've got some totally tubular nudes to have you turning Japanese this week on DVD and Blu-Ray, with racktastic retro redhead Angie Everhart in the '80s throwback comedy Take Me Home Tonight, plenty of Playmate pontoons and pubis in The Girls Next Door, Season 6, and Eva Green getting her PhD (that's Poon Hunter's Degree) in the Sapphic schoolgirl drama Cracks.
In other nudes, it's a frothy fricassee of French fantasy femmes as Amelie (2001) and Chocolat (2000) prance onto Blu-Ray.
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Mr. Skin's always been a firm supporter of the French, not least because of Francophone foxes' skinclination towards baring le buste, le rompe, and la chatte. This week France celebrated its skindependence with Bastille Day, known locally as la fete nationale or "the national celebration." So join us as we celebrate some of the most skinful stars ever to flaunt their French furburgers on screen!
You'll be erecting an Eiffel Tower in your trousers with Brigitte Bardot, Juliette Binoche, Roxane Mesquida and more after the jump!
