Posts tagged with Eva Longoria

British Call-Girl Site Says Desperate Housewife Eva Longoria Really Is Desperate—for Johns!

It isn't unheard of for D-list direct-to-DVD stars to rake in a little extra cash by offering up their "escort" services. But the star of a super popular mainstream TV show who is a frequent focus of gossip mags and paparazzi lenses? Not very likely. Mr. Skin is sure Eva Longoria's Desperate Housewives checks—not to mention hubby Tony Parker's NBA cash haul—more than cover the bills.

So why is a UK escort service claiming you can rent Eva's luscious curves for about $3000 a night? Get the skinny after the cut.

Get a Longoria from Rare Shots of Young Eva in Her Undies

Many huge Hollywood stars come from humble beginnings, and toiled away doing menial jobs before they were famous. Brad Pitt, for an example, wore a chicken costume to hand out samples for El Pollo Loco.

But thanks to some lap-spanking new, super rare photos (via Fleshbot), we've learned that Desperate Housewives star Eva Longoria's pre-acting job was far less embarrassing--she was an underwear model.

After the jump, choke your chicken to some sultry shots of lacy-beava Eva.

Desperate Housewives Wardrobe Department Skimps on Bras

Bikinis, lingerie, tight tank tops, sheer robes. Latina lust object Eva Longoria has worn all of these things as Gabrielle on Desperate Housewives. We appreciate her willingness to wear such items on national television. Having lace as the only thing separating you from the probing eyes of millions of viewers is commendable! But even in such skimpy gear, Eva has yet to slip a nip or sneak a cheek.

Thankfully, she was recently snapped on the set of Desperate Housewives wearing a thin yellow dress that highlighted one deliciously dark-hued and adorably undersized nipple lurking underneath.

After the get, get even more of a Longoria.

Paz Vega is bikinically thongtastic in a thong bikini. (Egotastic)

Love-set-match! Serena Williams in see-through photo shoot. (Drunken Stepfather)

Eva Longoria busts it out in ads for BEBE. (F Listed)

Tila Tequila shakes bombastic bisexual butt in a rockin' red dress. (Hollywood Tuna)

It's not jailbait, it's the Teen Choice Awards fashion parade. (Celebrity Photographs)

Is this a Jennifer Aniston topless beach video? Probably not. Still .... (Humping Frog)

Shannon Elizabeth says "fuck no" to marriage proposal, but maybe not to you, pal! (Not Obsessed)

Twincest! Twincest! See the Olsen Twins kiss each other! (Humping Frog)

Cindy Crawford stuffs a bikini like a supermodel MILF should. (Hollywood Tuna)

Are Avril Lavigne, Gwen Stefani, and Bif Naked celebrity Emo Sluts? (Emo Sluts)

Deadly Seven: Punk stripper girl band who could -- and should -- devour Diablo Cody. (APC)

The naked lesbian twin from The Veronicas is mad about pics, almost out of the closet. (Perez Hilton)

Guess the celebrity breasts. (On 205th)

See Paz Vega without her thong, along with lots of Deadly Seven after the cut.