Posts tagged with Gia

Gee-a, your butt looks swell! And you’ll swell upon seeing Angelina Jolie naked from behind in Gia (1998). As the titular supermodel, Angie gets backular and spectacular baring her stellar seat for lucky Lost babe Elizabeth Mitchell. “Jolie” doesn’t even begin to cover it! But then again, why would you ever cover an ass like hers? See that butt after the cut.

Mr. Skin Expands His Scope to Celebrate ALL of Hollywood at Its Hottest!

Mr. Skin of MrSkin.com has long reigned as the world’s foremost authority on celebrity nudity. You’ve heard him on the radio, you saw the site in Knocked Up, and when you needed the skinny on a naked starlet, you knew that Mr. Skin was where to turn (on).

Now Mr. Skin has extended his expertise to include not just nudity in movies and TV, but the entire world of Hollywood gossip and show-business news —reported from his signature “skintastic” point of view.

MrSkin.com will always rule as the largest warehouse of celebrity skin in the universe, but now the site’s home page has been "re-skin-vented" as a high-powered blog to showcase breaking entertainment news, reviews, and updates, along with original videos, celebrity interviews, special interest features, Top 10 lists, guest contributors, and massive amounts of free content.

With the overwhelming prevalence of Hollywood gossip sites that tackle the tawdry side of Tinseltown, it seems as though popular culture has been catching up with Mr. Skin. The difference, though, is that most celeb blogs pride themselves on negativity and “snark”, whereas MrSkin.com has always been—and will always be—focused on CELEBrating Hollywood at its hottest!

With her butt-baring performance in Wanted, skinsational superstar Angelina Jolie has brought the number of films in which she's flashed flesh up to twelve, a spanker's dozen. Here they are, in order.

Cyborg 2 (1993)

Angelina's a sexy android who shows her pneumatic knockers. Nice robo-rack!

Hackers (1995)

As a computer expert, a crop-topped Angelina goes topless, taking the action from keystrokes to breast strokes!

Foxfire (1996)

This skinstant classic has our girl playing a rebellious teen who enjoys getting topless with her girlfriends by candlelight before tattooing them.

Mojave Moon (1996)

In this romantic comedy, Angelina gives us all something to howl about when she shows off both of her full moons in a shower scene.

Gia (1998)

In her mst skin-tillating performance to date, Ms. Jolie bares her boobs and butt and gets into an undeniably boner-inducing lesbian clinch with incredibly hot blonde Elizabeth Mitchell.

Hell's Kitchen (1998)

Before Gordon Ramsay's reality show of the same name, Angelina's Gordon Mamsays came out in a brief moment of accidental nudity that is the highlight of this gritty drama.

Pushing Tin (1999)

This comedy will have you laughing all the way to the sperm bank after you see Angelina's topless twosome in a post-sex scene with John Cusack. Unfortunately, we don't get to see her gushing quim.

Original Sin (2001)

Angelina plays a mail-order bride whose undressed udders share screen time with the bare butt of Antonio Banderas.

Beyond Borders (2003)

In the movie that got her started on her humanitarian efforts, Angelina does the humane thing by briefly baring one bosom during a sex scene.

Taking Lives (2004)

Here Ms. Jolie plays a G-Man who gives us a glimpse at her G-spot as a man pulls up her skirt. We also get ample angles of Angelina's abundant apples.

Mr. and Mrs. Smith (2005)

In the movie that gave birth to "Brangelina," our girl has yet another nip slip. Maybe somebody's bribing the wardrobe department.

And that brings us up to Angelina's latest effort. Thanks Angelina, for twelve nude scenes in fifteen years. But let's pick up the pace a little, shall we?

These days Angelina Jolie is in the news for so many reasons (her relationship with Brad Pitt, her pregnancy, her many adopted children, her involvement with the United Nations, and her charity work in the Third World), that it seems more important than ever to remember the real reason we should be thinking about Angelina- her fantastic on-screen nudity. Today, being her 33rd birthday, seems like a good day to look back at some of Angelina's most mam-orable performances.

Foxfire (1996)

Based on a novel by Joyce Carol Oates, Foxfire tells the story of five teenaged girls who join forces to punish a teacher who has been harassing them sexually. In the process, they form a certain closeness that inspires them to get topless and tattoo each other by candlelight. Angelina shows off her top-spires!

Gia (1998)

The crowning achievement of Angelina's career came in 1998 with the premiere of the HBO biopic Gia, based on the life of heroin-addicted bisexual supermodel Gia Carangi. Ms. Jolie bares her boobs and butt and gets into am undeniably boner-inducing lesbian clinch with incredibly hot blonde Elizabeth Mitchell, who would later go on to star in the hit TV show Lost. But the only thing you're liable to lose watching these two is about a half a pint of your DNA.

Original Sin (2001)

In 2001, Angelina starred opposite hunky Hispanic heartthrob Antonio Banderas in the drama Original Sin. As a mail order bride, she performs her wifely duties with admirable alacrity, promptly stripping down to nada and hopping in bed with her horny hombre, revealing her rack and rump in a scene that will make you add the sin of Onan to the Original Sin with which your were born.

Taking Lives (2004)

Serial killer flick Taking Lives finds Angelina playing an FBI profiler who shows off her own profile when she gives us a side view of her toplessness during a sex scene with some fool who looks like (and indeed who is) novelist Ethan Hawke. Taking lives will have you taking five for a little alone time in the bathroom.