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Playboy has racked another up missed opportunity, and we’re all the worse for it.
In turning down Hef’s proferred $4 million (plus bonuses for high sales that could add up to $10 million), Jennifer Aniston has joined the ranks of skingy celebrities who have refused to reveal in the pages of the magazine.
The list reads like a Who’s Who of women who should be nude: Sarah Michelle Gellar, Stacy Keibler, Shania Twain, Loni Anderson, and Britney Spears.
Although Mr Skin has wanted to see Jen’s jugs since Leprechaun, Hef got the idea to approach her after her racy—but non-nude by any standard—photoshoot in GQ last month.
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Don't Be Fooled by the Rack and the Back, She's Not, She's Not Jenny Showin' Crack
We love Jennifer Aniston. We love naked celebrities. We love magazines. And above all, we love naked celebrity Jennifer Aniston in a magazine.
So while we were thrilled to the gills to see Jenny on the cover of the new GQ with nothing on but a man's tie.
But we were less thrilled to see that she was covering up her relevant parts with her hands and crossed legs. Like Lindsay Lohan pairing a see-through shirt with a bra the other day, this is absolutely unacceptable. We understand that having a naked woman on the cover of a magazine would mean that it wouldn't be able to be sold on grocery store newsstands across America, yes, BUT there are no rules against nudity on the inside of the mag, and although the shots contained within are as sexy as the cover, they are NOT nude!
So while we tip our hats and offer the classic one-handed salute to Jennifer "naked", we have to give a raspberry and a Bronx cheer to GQ for not showing us the real goods. Put up or shut up!
November 2009 Can’t Come Soon Enough!
Friends babe Jennifer Aniston has long been a favorite of Mr Skin’s because she has consistently outdone her pals Courteney Cox (with whom she played girl-girl grabass in a 2007 episode of Dirt) and Lisa Kudrow in the nudity department.
Lisa Kudrow has been totally skinless to date. And while Courteney bared her boobs briefly in Blue Desert and Commandments, she has always used a body double for scenes that call for a view of her back yard.
Jennifer, on the other hand, gave us a good view of her butt in The Break-up (just check out today’s Moon at Noon!) and her tits in the 2002 indie drama The Good Girl.
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A week with no True Blood nudity? A week with no Californication nudity? What a depressing turn of events! Although the past seven days featured only ONE nude scene on the small screen, what a scene it was! Adult goddess Jenaveve Jolie gifted us with creamy, cocoa-licious T&A on Entourage.
And the non-nude but very sexy scenes were no slouch this week either! Former child star Madeline Zima gave us something to drink in Californication, Teri Hatcher made us desperate in Desperate Housewives, Alyson Hannigan made with the huge pregnant cleavage on How I Met Your Mother, and classic TV mega-star Jennifer Aniston nearly showed 30B rack on 30 Rock.
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Jennifer Aniston tits, ass, and pussy hurt by Angelina Jolie’s taunting. Actually, maybe it was just her feelings that got hurt. (Defamer)
Mischa Barton goes on a date with her lesbian movie co-star. (Fox News)
Miranda Kerr likes lingerie, and it likes her back. (Hollywood Tuna)
Lucy Pinder nude, nude, nude in Nuts magazine. (NUTS!)
Nikki Cox nude? Not quite. Enjoy some side-tit. (Taxi Driver Movie)
Evan Rachel Wood keeps denying Mickey Rourke romance. (Celeb Warship)
American Idol tits Katherine McPhee is hot in OK magazine, OK? (The Grumpiest)
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