Posts tagged with Jess Weixler

Softcore super-siren Andrea Davis has been hailed for having the largest, longest, and most lickably illustrious nipples in contemporary sexploitation. Now she’s gone and done something unthinkable and unspankable. Come joining us in mourning over not coming.

That’s Hollywood! was a late-'70s/early-’80s syndicated TV series doling out admirable half-hour cinema history lessons that were narrated by the dulcet tones of Mr. Tom Bosley. Before VCRs and instant access to more movie clips than anyone could possibly stand, this and Siskel and Ebert served as methadone to movie freaks between big-screen fixes. The show has become something of a minor cult item, and never moreso than in the instance of its episode dedicated to big cult movies.

The finest nudity-laden films of 2008 include two horror hits, and a comedy featuring the naked asshole, vagina, and pert little suck-sacks of Meg McCarville, who was Andrea Davis’s main competition in the realm of superhumanly succulent nipples, and who know has the crown all to herself. Congratulations to us. Click the nips for more.

… and the Top 10 TV Nude Scenes of 2008

Tits the season! Mr Skin has unveiled his picks for the Top 20 Celebrity Nude Scenes of 2008, along with the year’s Top 10 TV Nude Scenes.

Among the very breast naked celebs in movies from the past year are Angelina Jolie, Anna Faris, Amy Adams, Neve Campbell, Heather Graham, Maria Bello, Mena Suvari, Penelope Cruz, and Sophie Monk nude.

Skin addition, the year’s top(less) boob tube nude stars include Anna Paquin, Mary-Louise Parker, Cerina Vincent, and Carla Gallo nude.

But what nude celeb tits and ass made it to #1? Click here to see Mr Skin’s Top Celebrity Nude Scenes of 2008.

Playing this week at the Music Box Theater in Chicago is Mitchell Lichtenstein's soon-to-be cult classic Teeth (2007). Lichtenstein, the son of famous pop artist Roy Lichtenstein, has worked as an actor with both Ang Lee and Robert Altman and Teeth is his first feature-length film as a director. The story revolves around Dawn (Jess Weixler) a teenage girl whose rap as a Christian abstinence spokesperson literally has some teeth in it, due to her being the bearer of the mythological vagina dentate. While a movie about a hot young girl with a set of chompers in her bearded clam might be enough to scare most men's peckers up inside their body cavities, the sight of Jess' jugs on the screen actually has the opposite effect. Who would guess Teeth would have skin? 15 minutes into the movie, Jess bends down over the bathroom sink, her nightgown flops open and we get a very quick down-blouse peak at her right breasticle. Finally, at the 1:14 mark, we see her pert, rosy-nippled breasts as she admires her topless form in a full-length mirror. As soon as I have pics or clips, I'll be putting them up on the site, but I urge you to go see Teeth's limited engagement on the big screen while you have a chance.