Posts tagged with Jessica Alba

Mother's Day is right around the corner, and I've got some MILFs to praise!

While I'm sure that you were looking forward to seeing A Double Shot at Love this week, we all have to wait because MTV was very busy celebrating the inauguration yesterday. Another 7 days of bated breath- I hope I can make it...
Now that the 2009 is fully underway- it's time to make my plea to my current crushes for a little more exposure than last year. Since Mr. Skin just came out with his top ten list of all the hotties he would like to see naked in his 10th year of running the site (and we almost always agree) I have a few ladies that I think belong on that master list...

Kim Kardashian will pose for Playboy again … maybe. (Kim Kardashian)

Twilight vamp Ashley Greene shows near-tit. (Thighs Wide Shut)

Naomi Watts nude poses for painting. (IMDB)

Lily Allen sends sex toys to female friend. (Female First)

Jessica Alba gets cleavagey in booze ads. (Egotastic)

True Blood DVD release date announced. (TV Shows on DVD)

We Like 'Em Bunsy Side Up

A couple of years back, everyone's favorite sex bomb, Jessica Alba, was snapped by paparazzi on the beach. She was wearing a teeny bikini that hugged every bend in her flawless body, and as she was adjusting her position to best soak up the rays, magic happened.

Maybe it was the alignment of the stars that day, maybe it was the force of a divine being, but the combination of bikini, lighting, camera angle, and Jessica Alba ass combined together to make a paparazzi photo so memorable, so incredible, it will most likely be on the next redesign of the nickel.

CoEd magazine agrees, and they've lovingly compiled a top 10 list of sexy celebrity pap photos featuring other hot babes doing the Alba pose. Learn more after the cut!

Is Halle Berry sexiest woman alive? Esquire says so, backs up claim with photo shoot. (The Superficial)

Jessica Alba’s bondage ad spikes bondage tape sales. (TMZ)

Rose McGowan is the latest hottie named to play Linda Lovelace. DO NOT MAKE THIS A PG-13 MOVIE!!! (Celebitchy)

Minka Kelly nip slip. (Celebrity Beta)

The very breast of Jennifer Love Hewitt’s cleavage. (Complex)

Pink misses her husband’s pretty penis. (The Blemish)

Hot chicks dressed as Lara Croft. (Buge Hoobs)

Topless DJ Niki Bellucci DJs topless. (Hottest Girls of MySpace)

Raising the Bar’s Natalie Cigliuti is hot. (World of Isaac)

Bond girl Olga Kurylenko nudes it up. (Less Clothes)

Avril Lavigne nudes it up, but only in completely fake nude pics. (CityRag)

Skintage Jessica Alba candids with peeking pubes! (The Blemish)

Girls Aloud and nips allowed! Girls Aloud star Nicola Roberts slipples some nipple. (Filthy Stars)

High School Cooze-ical: Vanessa Hudgens camel toe! (Drunken Stepfather)

Eva Mendes and Nicole Kidman slip into bed for a fashion spread. (Yeeeah!)

The 10 hottest bikini beer commercials ever. Intoxicating. (Unibrow)

Nicollette Sheridan straps on a slinky bikini and shows Leif Garrett what he's been missing all these years. (Faded Youth)

Kim Kardashian says "my boobs have always been huge." And then she proves it. (The Hollywood Gossip)

Get Sandy and Randy with Our Weekly List of the Most Bodacious Bikini Bods

Fall is here, and you're most likely about to wrap yourself in a long, woolen scarf and take a bite out of a crisp, juicy apple. This is a pleasant enough activity, but wouldn't you rather be unwrapping your woolens while getting a look at some famous babes with their juicy apples barely concealed by two triangles of spandex?

After the break, we count down the top bikini shots of the week. How will swimsuit/lingerie supermodel Marisa Miller--in her 2009 calendar--fare in our list? Find out!

Keeley Hazell's nudie calendar will keep you in touch all year. (Hollywood Tuna)

Britney Spears poses topless for charity. (Female First)

Jessica Alba's tramp stamp revealed!(Less Clothes)

Dita Von Teese offers Amy Winehouse a makeover. (Contact Music)

Charlize Theron hates The Hills (but we love hers!). (The Blemish)

See Diora Baird's topless photo-shoot video. (Boobie Blog)

… and then see Diora Baird's topless photos.(Less Clothes)

What's going up, Doc? Transsexual porn icon Buck Angel will be immortalized as a statue (AVN)

Do you smell like UK boob queen Jordan? If not, you can now! (Socialite Life)