Posts tagged with Jessica Biel

I've decided to quit my job and move to Vegas to be a stripper...

While I'm sure that you were looking forward to seeing A Double Shot at Love this week, we all have to wait because MTV was very busy celebrating the inauguration yesterday. Another 7 days of bated breath- I hope I can make it...
Now that the 2009 is fully underway- it's time to make my plea to my current crushes for a little more exposure than last year. Since Mr. Skin just came out with his top ten list of all the hotties he would like to see naked in his 10th year of running the site (and we almost always agree) I have a few ladies that I think belong on that master list...

The first time I remember anyone getting really excited about a girl becoming legal was when a friend of mine at work showed me a site that was dedicated to the countdown until Mary-Kate and Ashley Olson turned 18. I wasn't much older than the twins at the time so I just rolled my eyes at him the way I usually did when someone made a point to remind me that I was so young as I found it intensely boring.
This is not to say that I didn't know exactly WHY he was so pumped- I get it, you can fuck her now and not get arrested, congrats! But really, we are all thinking the same thing it's just a matter of preference. I wasn't into the twins (although I do like them now, Mary-Kate is sexy in Weeds) but once Lindsay caught my eye in Freaky Friday and Confessions of a Teenage Drama Queen- I had a countdown of my own going on...

New Details Emerge on Jessica Biel as a Stripper in Powder Blue—and if True We

Won't Be Seeing Neither Tit Nor Tail

Remember yesterday when we showed you the trailer for the upcoming Jessica-Biel-as-a-stripper movie Powder Blue and said that the sexy, skimpy shots boded well for the prospect of seeing Jessica Biel nude in the flick? Well, we've got some bad news thanks to Britain's Daily Mail:

[Jessica Biel] is keen not to see her scantily-clad image exploited, and has signed a contract that explicitly details the bare minimum fans will see.

The contract is said to ban shots of her breasts (nipples from the front and side) and her bottom (side view only) – in the Crash-like ensemble drama Powder Blue.

A source told Us Weekly magazine that although the director will film scenes that are even more revealing, 'Jessica will decide if she wants to show anything additional'.

"Jessica will decide if she wants to show anything additional." Great. So we're probably in for some side tit and a little coin slot, which is all we've ever seen from Jessica. Thanks for the Powder Blue balls, Jessica.

Powder Blue pic courtesy of CelebNewsWire.

The First Look at Jessica Biel's Pole Work in Powder Blue Shows Promise for Movie's Nude Content

We know it's coming: Jessica Biel nude in the upcoming film Powder Blue. But now we have come even closer to that far-off cream (that was supposed to say dream, but sometimes typos say more than you ever could) with the release of the movie's first trailer. Forest Whitaker is on hand, so you know the plot will be deep and serious and there will be much brooding going on, but because the trailer contains no dialog we still have no idea what the movie's about. Except Jessica Biel nude on a stripper pole, of course, which is more than enough to get Mr Skin to the movie theater. There's no actual nudity in the trailer, but Jessica is topless and covering her breasts, which gives us hope that the Biel boobs will actually be revealed. Plus there's lots of Jess in lingerie working the pole, which is never a bad thing. Our only complaint? The Friday Night Lights-esque music has us thinking of football, but as long as Jessica's there to please the balls, it's not really a problem.

Did Jessica Biel Grow Titanic Tits to Play a Stripper in Powder Blue?

We've talked a lot about the upcoming film Powder Blue, in which Jessica Biel plays a stripper named Rose-Johnny and, more importantly, is supposed to deliver her first nude scene.

Today we finally got a peek at the movie, which won't hit theaters until 2009, but it leaves a little to be desired. Sure, Patrick Swayze's facial-hair configuration and stylish sleeveless shirt are intriguing, but what of the lady behind him? Could that be Jessica Biel all dolled up in lingerie?

She certainly does look like a stripper, and there is a resemblance to Jessica in the face and hair, but those breasts? Those are more Jessica Rabbit and Jessica Biel. So unless that bra is part of the Chesty Morgan extreme push-up collection, we're going to have to say that unfortunately that is not Jessica Biel. But this early pic does give us hope that Jessica will deliver the heat in Powder Blue. Now if only a helpful crew member would leak a pic of Jessica Biel nude in the movie . . .

There are certain things that I could watch growing up, the rest of television was labeled as “mindless drivel” by my Mother, of course looking back, pretty much all of it was.

Being stuck with shows like Dawson's Creek and 7th Heaven- I never had time to get into, much less appreciate, shows like Party of Five and My So-Called Life.

Never did I expect however that the girls of those shows would grow into women and actually do something other than grow up before my eyes...

Jessica Biel To Finally Reveal More Than Her Butt Crack in Powder Blue

It's been over a year since rumors started swirling that Jessica Biel would have her first honest-to-goodness nude scene playing a stripper in the upcoming drama Powder Blue. We even mentioned our extreme anticipation And while last year's faux-gay comedy hit I Now Pronounce You Chuck and Larry just the other day. attempted to satiate lovers of bare Biel with a nice slice of ass crack, Mr Skin is still waiting with (master)bated breath for naked Jessica jigglies. But hopefully the wait will be over when Powder Blue (finally!) hits theaters in 2009, as Jessica has confirmed that she will indeed have a nude scene in the film. Read on to hear the confirmation straight from the incredibly sexy horse's mouth.