Posts tagged with Jordan

Queen of Boobs Dubs Nude Dita No Good

Huge boobed glamour model Katie Price, also known as Jordan, knows a thing of two about looking sexy. It's obvious but checking out her pictures, her reality show Katie & Peter, and her lack of clothing that she may be the reigning sexpert when it comes to making people drool.

But we're going to have to respectfully disagree with Katie when it comes to her critique of retro peeler Dita Von Teese's Playboy cover.

According to Digital Spy, Price hissed,

"I'd love to do Playboy. Although I just saw Dita Von Teese's cover and it's crap. The woman is rank. It's not my cup of tea that she's so pale. I think the pictures look a bit Readers' Wives. It didn't look like Playboy to me."

Ladies, ladies, ladies. Why all the hate? Can't we settle this like gentlewomen? And by that, we mean a double cover of the both of you stark naked. And scissoring. While feeding each other ice cream cones and bananas. That'll show 'em! That'll show 'em everything.

Britney Spears rocks Rolling Stone in highly sexy fashion. (Celeb News Wire)

Megan Fox obsesses over Zac Effron. (Hollywood Gossip)

Christina Aguilera looks all kinds of awesomely curvaceous on stage. (Flisted)

Rosario Dawson developed a lesbian crush on Iman after seeing her topless. (Nudography)

Lacey Chabert cleavage. (Boobie Blog)

Porn princesses pack Penthouse party. (Fleshbot)

Ed Hardy’s daughter has a huge Sweet 16 with Pussycat Dolls and the Hilton sisters. (Drunken Stepfather)

Jenna Jameson opens her own eBay store. (Porn Star Babylon)

Jordan sunbathes naked. (Dlisted)

Rihanna sports dangerously spiked cleavage. (Superficial)

Daphne Rosen: America's 34F-cupped, Mega-Butted, Born-in-Israel Softbody Sweetheart. (Daphne Rosen)

All the uncensored Pamela Anderson nude pics from Hef's birthday. (Egotastic)

Carol Alt nude pics in Playboy. (WWTDD)

Paris Hilton see-through. (Faded Youth)

Jordan lustily launches lingerie line. (The Superficial)

Kelly Brook bikini pics. (Egotastic)

Rebecca Loos topless on the beach. (Drunken Stepfather)

From Essex to Same-Sex

UK topless model and television personality Jodie Marsh has decided to allow women access to her massive mammaries. One woman in particular, her hair stylist Nina, was first in line.

“I can see why women turn lesbian,” Jodie opines in Now Magazine, “because you get to the point where you're sick of hearing so much fucking bullshit, so you start to look elsewhere.”

Luckily for Nina, her friend of twelve years, Jodie didn’t have to look far!

Read more after the cut.

Jenna Jameson, who looks best topless, launches a $50 t-shirt line. (Porn Star Babylon)

Battle of the Boobs! Pamela Anderson vs. Katie Price. (The Hollywood Gossip)

Is this an Audrina Patridge nip slip? (Celebrity Beta)

Madonna announces her divorce … (Celeb News Wire)

… right after Madonna announced that she would agree to record a song with Lindsay Lohan. (I’m Not Obsessed)

Christina Aguilera makes for a fascinatingly busty human kaleidoscope. (Yeeah)

Everybody’s heard about the butt: Serena Williams’ surfin’ butt. (Drunken Stepfather)

Super-stacked Sweet Victoria vamps it up as Vampirella. (Boobie Blog)

Pump iron and meat to fitness model Dana Hamm. (Flisted)

Kendra Wilkinson gets a lap dance (The Grumpiest)

Audrina Patridge donates her rack to Maxim. (Derek Hail)

Keira Knightley only does necessary nudity. (The Superficial)

Jordan got a boob job, it turns out. (WWTD)

The Roseanne Barr sex tape is missing. (Drunken Stepfather)

French dish Emmanuelle Beart doles out her naked body in a magazine spread. (Nudography)

Serena Williams bikinis it up in Miami (The Blemish)

Attention, female concert goers who might want to dance naked: the Kaiser Chiefs frontman is an even more dildonic dickhole than his music might lead you to believe. (Female First)

Keeley Hazell's nudie calendar will keep you in touch all year. (Hollywood Tuna)

Britney Spears poses topless for charity. (Female First)

Jessica Alba's tramp stamp revealed!(Less Clothes)

Dita Von Teese offers Amy Winehouse a makeover. (Contact Music)

Charlize Theron hates The Hills (but we love hers!). (The Blemish)

See Diora Baird's topless photo-shoot video. (Boobie Blog)

… and then see Diora Baird's topless photos.(Less Clothes)

What's going up, Doc? Transsexual porn icon Buck Angel will be immortalized as a statue (AVN)

Do you smell like UK boob queen Jordan? If not, you can now! (Socialite Life)

Oh Crap: British Reality Babe Jordan Got More Than She Bargained for with Her Third Boob Job

Mammoth-mammed Brit glamor model, author, and force of nature Katie Price (also known as Jordan) finally gained American fame with her E! reality series, Katie & Peter. She also gained an unpleasant side effect after having surgery on her mouthwatering melons for the third time, resulting in the lusty lady developing an unhealthy fear of toilets.

After the cut, the sexy star delivers nuggets of info about her uncomfortable operation to downside her formidable implants, and the crappy problems experienced after!