Posts tagged with Julianne Moore

When confronted with a beautiful redheaded actress, the first thing that comes to Skin Central's mind is: "Does the carpet match the drapes?" Because we are professionals, and we ask the tough questions for you, dear reader.

Anyway, a surprisingly large number of hot Hollywood redheads have provided irrefutable proof that they're genetic gingers, and in honor of St. Patrick's Day and all things Irish, we proudly present some outstanding examples after the jump!

The big nudes are in Blu-ray re-releases this week, with The Big Lebowski (1998), complete with Tara Reid's lil' piggies and the hi-def muff of Julianne Moore, fulfilling the "That's just now coming out on Blu-Ray?" quotient for the week. Also nude on Blu-ray are the barbarian boulders of Sandahl Bergman in Conan the Barbarian (1982), and skinternational woman of mystery Sharon Stone's incendiary triple-B nude scene in The Specialist (1994).

In other DVD nudes, Marissa Skell's killer rack slices onto DVD and Blu-ray on Dexter, Season 5, and Nina Milner and Malin Akerman are picture perfect in the shutterbug drama The Bang Bang Club (2011).

More after the jump!

Perhaps the only thing better than the fiery loins of a natural redhead is the face of another lady planted right in the middle of 'em. In honor of St. Patrick's Day, Mr. Skin presents this roundup of redheaded rugmunchers (some natural, some not) in action. More pics after the jump!

When confronted with a ravishing redheaded actress, the first question that springs to Mr. Skin's mind is always "does the carpet match the drapes?" A surprisingly large number of A-list actresses have proven their genetic redheadedness in the most sexciting way possible, and in honor of St. Paddy's Day tomorrow, Mr. Skin's got some of his favorites after the jump!

For a Hollywood actress, the ultimate double shot is being nominated for two acting Oscars in the same year (unless you’re Lindsay Lohan, in which case the ultimate double shot is lifting two bottles of tequila at Discount Liquor Mart). Here’s a sampling of our favorite ladies who’ve received this rare honor:

Ravishing redhead Julianne Moore is the most recent nominee on our list, nominated in 2002 for her roles in Far from Heaven and The Hours. But you have to go back all the way to 1993 for a glimpse of her famous firecrotch (and buns) in Short Cuts.

Also in 1993, Holly Hunter received two nominations for her roles in The Firm and The Piano. We get firm thinking about tinkling Holly’s ivories, shown here in glorious rear view in The Piano.

Icy British beauty Emma Thompson was nominated the same year for her roles in The Remains of the Day and In the Name of the Father. Mr. Skin will spend the remains of this day reminiscing about Emma’s rack in The Tall Guy (1989).

5’10” glamazon Sigourney Weaver was nominated in 1988 for her roles in Gorillas in the Mist and Working Girl. Sigourney didn’t show her beaver in those films, though she played a lady of the night in Working Girl, but she graciously compensated by flashing full frontal in A Map of the World (2000).

Mr. Skin’s favorite pair still comes in mammary form, but we're willing to be flexible for you, ladies! Stay tuned for more Academy-Award winning nudity all this week on the Mr. Skin blog!

At the Golden Globes last night, Hollywood must have finally figured out what Mr. Skin has been screaming at the top of his lungs for over a decade: Movies must always be about nudity and girl-on-girl sex.

If you're not going to put boobs in your movies, then go produce stage shows in Branson, Missouri.

The Kids Are All Right beat out the competition for Best Musical or Comedy (including the supremely disappointing Burlesque) because it's full of naked knockerage and MILFtastic lesbian coupling.

Likewise, Annette Benning won Best Actress in a Musical or Comedy because she appeared in a movie with naked chicks and made out withJulianne Moore and Natalie Portman won Best Actress in a Drama for making out with Mila Kunis and in the hopes that it would encourage her to do more nudity in the future.

It even bleeds over into the Best Actor awards. Why do you think Paul Giamatti won for Barney's Version? Because it has T&A.

It's simple, Highly-Weird. If you want the Golden Globes, you'd better be showing us some.