Bombastically bosomed babe Kate Upton reached new heights of popularity last year after being chosen covergirl for the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue. So powerful was the desire, so mighty the boners, that she has been brought back again in 2013 along with her TITanic twosome. Better yet, this year includes a shot of Kate with only body paint covering her volcanically voluptuous top half.
Take a peek after the jump!
19-year-old modeling SKINsation Kate Upton is famous for her all-natural 34Ds, but it's about time her seat meat had its day in the sun. Kate's been turning up the heat in her modeling shoots lately, and here she takes it up a notch or twelve by posing bottomless for the suddenly-a-lot-less-obscure Belgian fashion rag Contributor.
Speaking of contributions, anybody know where we can find a good sperm bank? We've got a donation to make...
See more nude and semi-nude pics of Kate Upton in Contributor after the jump!
Usually we have no regrets about spending our lives doing things besides hang out on the Santa Monica pier. Sure, the weather's always nice there, but we think it's nicer having all the things like showers and wi-fi and air conditioning that come with living indoors.
Apparently Kate Upton was recently booted from the popular SoCal beach bum hangout after a wardrobe malfunction left her breasts exposed to the crowd that had gathered to watch her GQ photo shoot. As Kate tells the San Francisco Chronicle:
"We were on that ride where the seat spins while the actual ride is spinning, and I’m wearing a one-piece. And all of a sudden the whole entire top falls off!" Kate said. "I’m holding myself, laughing, turning bright red, but a lot of people are watching, so they kicked us out of the Santa Monica pier – it was so embarrassing. You wouldn’t think that would happen with a one-piece!"
And you're telling us that NOT ONE of those street performers and hackey sack players and bodybuilders and guys who will write your name on a grain of rice took pictures? Tragic.
UPDATE: Pervert-at-large "Uncle" Terry Richardson DID take video of Kate's bra-busting escapade (of course he did). Unfortunately, you still can't see much, but you can see what Terry did catch after the jump!
Kate Upton set the 'net on fire yesterday (as she is wont to do) as she demonstrated the latest hip-hop dance craze (as she is also prone to doing), the "Cat Daddy", for celebrity photographer/king pervert Terry Richardson while wearing a teeny red bikini.
That's just another day at the office for this astoundingly sexy 19-year-old DD wonder, but after reviewing the footage (oh so very) closely, our Skin Labs have been able to discern some new and quite SKINtimate information about Kate: according to our Blu-ray ninja, Ms. Upton does her downtown in the Brazilian manner. Put that in your spank bank and whack it!
See Kate Upton's "Cat Daddy" video after the jump!
Sports Illustrated cover girl and lust object du jour Kate Upton is channeling Marilyn Monroe (Not Lindsay Lohan, thank you very much) on the cover of Muse magazine this month, and we've only got one thing to say about it:
Is that a nip slip we spy down there next to her right elbow?!
It might just be wishful thinking, but those Upton udders are still enough to make a grown man cry. Like a baby. A hungry, hungry baby.
See more of Kate Upton showing off her supernaturally sexy body after the jump!
We and (everyone else) have made much ado about Upton over the past couple of days, but did you know that the 2012 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue also features hot models who aren't named Kate? It's true!
The Vh1 special Sports Illustrated: The Making of Swimsuit 2012, new at Mr. Skin, goes behind the scenes to MAMonstrate why Bar Refaieli, Izabel Goulart, and Irina Shayk should also be in your tube-lubing lexicon. Ain't diversity grand?
More after the jump!
Need we say more?
Ever since Kate Upton was revealed as the cover girl for this year's Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue on Monday, the internet has erupted in an orgasmic explosion of googly-eyed lust for the busty bikini model.
And with all the jigglerific pics and video of this 19-year-old SKINsation that have surfaced over the past couple of days, we can't say they're wrong. We can't say much of anything, really, except for "Holy 34D, Batman!".
Check out our racktastic roundup of Kate Upton pics and video after the jump!
The cover of this year's Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue, leaked mere hours before the official announcement on The Late Show with David Letterman, reads: Kate Upton: Any Questions?
Yeah, just one...can we borrow this for a few minutes? We, uh, need to use the bathroom.
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