Posts tagged with Kim Kardashian

Two Scoops of Ass Cream

When a groundhog sees his shadow on Candlemas, it means that there are six more weeks of winter to come. But this year, Punxsutawney Phil’s decision to retreat back into his hole also heralded a week of joyous tidings for ass-ficionados.

The first “piece” of news concerns callipygous heiress Kim Kardsashian, who missed the Super Bowl to work on her own tight end in a new workout video.

Many people thought that Kim Kardashian had already made a workout video back in 2007 with her then-boyfriend Ray J.

That wasn’t actually a workout video, despite the fact that it exercised more forearm and wrist tendons that Space Invaders, Pac-Man, and Donkey Kong combined.

Kim is aiming this video at her female fans, saying, "For young girls to see exercise videos that have only skinny girls, well, that's something they can't attain. I want this to be something that can be realistic for most girls."

If girls are anything like everyone else, Kim’s body is exactly the kind of thing they want to attain.

Read more after the cut.

Can One Woman Deflower Another?

Natalie Dylan, the 22-year old Sacramento State alumna who’s auctioning off her virginity, has announced that callipigious Armenian heiress Kim Kardashian is welcome to take her maidenhead— if she can beat the current top bid of 3.8 million dollars.

“She’s really beautiful,” Dylan gushed, “but ... I’m heterosexual. I just admire her beauty.”

Doesn’t she mean booty?

Considering the size of her… family fortune, Kim could easily become the one to make Natalie a woman if she chose to do so.

It takes one to know one.

Read more after the jump.

Luscious Khloe Kardashian Bares Bootylicious Butt in Defense of Animals, Causes Animal-Like Reaction in Mr Skin Staff

Few things are more frustrating than claims of celebrity “nudity” these days.

How many times do “topless” pictures turn out to depict some Hollywood hottie covering her boobs with her hands?

And how many “naked” celebrity ads on behalf of People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals (PETA) show nothing more than arms and legs (ooh … hubba-hubba!)? Hah?

That is why Mr Skin single-handedly salutes Khloe Kardashian – sister of Kimberly Kardashian and co-star of Keeping Up With the Kardashians – for making good on the prospect of baring skin to protest the animal fur trade for PETA.

The ultra-curvaceous dusky-hued beauty actually bares her badonkadonk butt while declaring that she’d rather go naked than wear fur.

Click the pick to see Khloe Kardashian nude butt in glorious bona fide nakedness.

The Kali Yug Marches On

Hollyscoop reports that red-hot supermodel Marisa Miller tried to pose nude for Playboy, but was turned down.

So the statuesque blonde posed for Perfect 10 instead. Then she became a Victoria’s Secret model and one of the most masturbated-to women in the world.

Struggling to make sense of it all, Mr Skin has proposed a theory that Marisa showed up to the Playboy offices on April 1st, and her dismissal was the result of an April Fool’s joke that went much, much too far.

Read more after the jump.

Kim Kardashian will pose for Playboy again … maybe. (Kim Kardashian)

Twilight vamp Ashley Greene shows near-tit. (Thighs Wide Shut)

Naomi Watts nude poses for painting. (IMDB)

Lily Allen sends sex toys to female friend. (Female First)

Jessica Alba gets cleavagey in booze ads. (Egotastic)

True Blood DVD release date announced. (TV Shows on DVD)

Please, Kardashian! More Assian!

The girl with the gifted gluteus, reality star and sex tape queen Kim Kardashian, made history when she showed off her all-natural ass-ets in the December 2007 issue of Playboy.

We were hoping we'd get our Christmas wish and Kim would do a bootylicious redux this year, but to our extreme sadness and disappointment, Kim claims that not only will she not be in the mag this month, she'll never do it again! According to FemaleFirst, Kim says:

"It was a one-off. I don't think I'll do Playboy or anything like that again."

Dear Kim:

As your biggest fans and admirers, we feel compelled to ask you to please reconsider. Think of all the sad little children who will wake up Christmas morning without a picture of your astonishing ass to look upon? You're ruining the holidays, Kim. You're breaking our hearts and you're ruining the holidays. Listen to reason. Your naked butt can heal this nation.

Love,
Your friends at Skin Central

P.S. Please?

As I prepared for a short week I found myself thinking of things that I'm thankful for this year. So as I breeze through my daily batch of my daily gossip blogs I made a list of stellar celebutardettes to thank. You never cease to amaze me...