Now that the damp chill of April rain is giving way to May's blue skies, the flowers and trees are blossoming, and so are all the gorgeous girls shedding their winter coats in favor of skimpier summer attire. At Mr. Skin, blooming beauties are always in season- you'll want to fertilize these beautiful actresses with floral names!
More pics after the jump!
Two Scoops of Ass Cream
When a groundhog sees his shadow on Candlemas, it means that there are six more weeks of winter to come. But this year, Punxsutawney Phil’s decision to retreat back into his hole also heralded a week of joyous tidings for ass-ficionados.
The first “piece” of news concerns callipygous heiress Kim Kardsashian, who missed the Super Bowl to work on her own tight end in a new workout video.
Many people thought that Kim Kardashian had already made a workout video back in 2007 with her then-boyfriend Ray J.
That wasn’t actually a workout video, despite the fact that it exercised more forearm and wrist tendons that Space Invaders, Pac-Man, and Donkey Kong combined.
Kim is aiming this video at her female fans, saying, "For young girls to see exercise videos that have only skinny girls, well, that's something they can't attain. I want this to be something that can be realistic for most girls."
If girls are anything like everyone else, Kim’s body is exactly the kind of thing they want to attain.
Read more after the cut.
Where’s Carter Stevens When You Need Him?
Inspired either by the bisexual Ikki Twins, Rikki and Vikki on MTV’s A Double Shot at Love or by Teenage Twins director Carter Stevens’s recent induction into the AVN Hall of Fame, British pop star Lily Allen has come out about her own “three-way lesbian romp with twins.”
“I did once snog identical twins in San Diego,” recalls Lily, “I was on the sofa and I had them both. I was dancing and shoving my ass on one of them. That’s the only time, but I have lesbian dreams a lot.”
"I do have wet dreams—lesbian dreams—quite a lot," she adds.
That makes 6 billion of us.
Read more after the jump.
We've seen the naked nipples of sweet songstress Lily Allen many a time, thanks to her suffering what appears to be an allergy to bikini tops.
But although Lily Allen topless is a familiar sight, we've never actually gotten a good look at her rumored ultra-rare third nipple . . . until now!
Lily was recently interviewed on Dutch television, and the presenter asked her about her mammary anomaly.
Instead of getting angry or embarrassed, Lily gamely lifted her shirt and showed off the tit-illating appendage, even sharing, "it gets hard when you touch it!"
It sure does, Lily. It sure does.
Happy New Year to all! What a weekend, I'm hoping that you all had a great NYE and started 2009 off with a bang. Fortunately because the holidays are over I had all the time I needed to sit on my sofa and caught up on all the TMZ and Chelsea Lately in my DVR box. I was happy to find out about all the lucky ladies that were spending their holiday of a life on different beaches around the world... Bikinis, beaches, and hot body's- I think I've been bitten by the jealousy bug.
Halle Berry tit slip! Dita Von Teese nude spread! Naomi Campbell naked! Amy Winehouse topless! Lily Allen nude sunbathing! And more!
Mr Skin’s pals at Nudography have rounded up some of the very breast nude celebrity exposures from the previous 12 months.
All in one convenient post, you can eyeball Halle Berry’s nude boobs slipping out of her shirt, Dita Von Teese baring flesh for German sex magazine pics, Naomi Campbell as a naked Catwoman, and hot paparazzi pics of bad-girl songbirds Amy Winehouse (looking good!) and Lily Allen (looking great) sunning and swimming sans bikini tops.
Nudography also showcases Secret Diary of a Call Girl star Billie Piper breastfeeding on the beach (with her eye-poppingly awesome nipples), French dish Emma de Caunes, Italian eyeful Letizia Filippi, and mighty-boobed UK bombshells Vikki Blows, Kitty Lea, and Rebecca Loos.
Kim Kardashian will pose for Playboy again … maybe. (Kim Kardashian)
Twilight vamp Ashley Greene shows near-tit. (Thighs Wide Shut)
Naomi Watts nude poses for painting. (IMDB)
Lily Allen sends sex toys to female friend. (Female First)
Jessica Alba gets cleavagey in booze ads. (Egotastic)
True Blood DVD release date announced. (TV Shows on DVD)
Katy Perry looks ultra-kissable, girl, in FHM. (Egotastic)
Paris Hilton in black latex at the Pussycat Dolls lounge. (DRW)
Lily Allen and supermodel Agyness Deyn strip-searched at Dubai airport. (SIFY)
Eva Mendes's cleavage is for special occasions. (Female First)
Come. Take sexiest woman poll. Come. (IMDB)
The next James Bond film will give you 007 inches. (IMDB)
Real Housewives of Atlanta lady posting for Playboy. (Dlisted)
Jenna Jameson's couch for sale on eBay. Licking it clean is priceless. (Dlisted)
Bachelorette parties do big business Down Under. (AVN)
Victoria’s Secret fashion show: 173-pic photogasm. (On 205th)
