Posts tagged with Michelle Bauer

If You Can’t Masturbate, Decapitate!

Ah my friends, welcome back to Castle Rackula. I wasn’t expecting you this early!

You’ve caught me watching one of my old favorites, Dracula Exotica with Vanessa del Rio and my dear friend Randy West. But that actually brings me to the point of this week’s visit.

When I was a young boy in pre-Christian Mamsylvania, my friends and I used to steal the erotic etchings of Messalina getting gang-banged by the senate that the Roman soldiers carried and hide them under our straw mattresses to look at by candlelight when everyone else was asleep.

Incidentally, the real Messalina was never as hot as Anneka Di Lorenzo (AKA Marjorie Lee Thoreson) was in Caligula. But then, the real Messalina would never have sued Bob Guccione for sexual harassment.

Pornography has come a long way since the days of the Roman Empire. And today’s porn stars, while they may not have the political pull that Messalina did, do have more star power.

And sometimes they use that star power to make the jump from creamed teens to scream queens. Here are few of my favorites.

Read more after the bite.

Throughout the Month of October, Count Down the Sexiest Nude Horror Movie Hotties of All Time!

Number 11: Michelle Bauer

Before the world knew her as Michelle Bauer, this slinky, native Californian brunette turned the world on as a Penthouse Pet and hardcore porn sensation Pia Snow, in X-rated classics such as Café Flesh and Bad Girls.

Then, in a series of R-rated romps including Homework, Reform School Girls, and Tomboy, she re-skin-vented herself as Michelle Bauer. With The Tomb and Nightmare Sisters, that name came to define the very breast of what a scream queen should be.

Among Michelle’s flesh-packed fright favorites are Sorority Babes in the Slimeball Bowl-O-Rama, Hollywood Chainsaw Hookers, Spirits, Camp Fear, Evil Toons, Marie-Cookie and the Killer Tarantula, Tomb of the Werewolf, and Whispers From a Shallow Grave.

Click the pic to see more of Michelle Bauer nude.

One of the last true giants of classic exploitation filmmaking, superhumanly prolific Fred Olen Ray was born on this date in 1954.

Fred is credited with directing well over 100 films. Among his breast efforts are some genuine skin classics, such as Hollywood Chainsaw Hookers and Evil Toons, which feature T&A-list B-movie bombshells on the order of Michelle Bauer, Linnea Quigley, Monique Gabrielle, Katie Jordan, Allanah Rhodes, and Tricia Burns.

Ray’s Inner Sanctum even features career-hottest performance by Hollywood babes Tanya Roberts and Margaux Hemingway.

Still pumping out affably off-the-wall cheapies that include Bikini Airways, Bikini Chain Gang, Bikini Drive-In, Bikini Hoe-Down, Bikini Pirates and Bikini Girls from the Lost Planet, Fred Olen Ray keeps low-budget skinema alive and kicking.

And, for that, Mr. Skin one-handedly salutes him!