Top 10 Full-Figured Foxes Who Have Gone Nude
Top 10 Full-Figured Foxes Who Have Gone Nude
Posts tagged with Naomi Watts
Mr. Skin is quivering with anticipation, because the Academy Awards are getting a heaping helping of carpet munching this year! Nominees Black Swan and The Kids Are All Right both feature scenes of lesbionic love (and lesbionic parenting, in the case of the latter). In honor of this perfect Sapphic storm, Mr. Skin is counting down our favorite girl-on-girl scenes that Mr. Oscar has favored with his affections.
Charlize Theron was a big winner for her performance as unhinged lesbian serial killer Aileen Wournos in Monster (2003). Before Aileen is sent to the chair for her homicidal hooker ways, sparks fly between her and ladylover Christina Ricci.Christina keeps her hefty headlights inside her top in the film, leaving Mr. Skin feeling truly victimized.
Hilary Swank made a splash with her portrayal of Brandon Teena in the tearjerker Boys Don’t Cry (1999), for which she won an Academy Award. In the film, Hilary puts a finger into sweet, sweet dyke Chloe Sevigny in a lesbian scene so skintastic, it had to be trimmed down for the film to get an R rating.
More fornicating femmes after the jump!
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This week on DVD, the disappointingly skin-free You Will Meet a Tall Dark Stranger gives us a look at Naomi Watts in her underwear.
But on Blu-ray, we get a hi-def picture of the recently departed Maria Schneider accepting a delivery in the rear in the skin classic Last Tango in Paris and a parade of A-list hooterage in the biopic Chaplin, starring Robert Downey Jr.
No wonder he later became the Iron Man.
You Will Meet a Tall Dark Stranger
Not nude on DVD, Naomi Watts and Lucy Punch costar in the romantic comedy You Will Meet a Tall Dark Stranger. Never-been-nude Lucy shows up in a lot of sexy outfits, and Mr. Skin Hall-of-Famer Naomi strips down to her black bra and panties but there's not a boob or a butt in sight. Watts up with that, Naomi?
Nude, lewd, and taking it like a dude on Blu-Ray, the late great Maria Schneider gives an erect-rifying performance in the 1973 skinstant classic Last Tango in Paris. She's naked throughout but an hour and 16 minutes in you'll be saying "pass the butter" when Brando greases up his Marlon and sticks it into her tight little Schneider. Last Tango in Paris will have you tripping the light ass-tastic.
Also nude on Blu-Ray, it's an avalanche of A-list T in the 1992 biopic Chaplin starring Robert Downey Jr. Get ready to see the titty lights when Milla Jovovich, Diane Lane, and Moira Kelly all get topless. It'll turn your little tramp into a great dictator.
Kim Kardashian will pose for Playboy again … maybe. (Kim Kardashian)
Twilight vamp Ashley Greene shows near-tit. (Thighs Wide Shut)
Naomi Watts nude poses for painting. (IMDB)
Lily Allen sends sex toys to female friend. (Female First)
Jessica Alba gets cleavagey in booze ads. (Egotastic)
True Blood DVD release date announced. (TV Shows on DVD)
The cult classics by madman filmmaker David Lynch routinely feature female nudity and kinky sexuality (to say the least), but he pushed even his own boundaries out further than ever with Mulholland Drive, which opened in theaters on this date in 2001.
Mulholland Drive is in keeping with Lynch’s naked body of naked work, which includes Blue Velvet, Wild at Heart, and Lost Highway (and is bolstered by his hottie-packed TV series Twin Peaks), but this surrealistic saga of Naomi Watts as a reality-tripping Hollywood starlet on the rise also contains one of the most scorching lesbian scenes ever filmed.
At the two-hour, one-minute mark, blonde Namoi and raven-maned Laura Harring make wild girl-girl love on an incredibly lucky couch.
You will never be more grateful that ABC-TV passed on Mulholland Drive as a weekly series, which prompted Lynch to develop this lez-tastic big screen version.
Mulholland Drive will put and Eraserhead in your pants. Click the pic to see more naked Naomi Watts lesbian action.
Do you come from your gland down under? You certainly will once you lay your eyes on creamy blonde Australian actress Naomi Watts. Her new flick, Funny Games (2008), comes out today. It's skinless, but Naomi's back catalogue provides loads of lusty flesh flashes to keep us more than occupied. What a ca-REAR!