Posts tagged with New York

Wonder if Martha Stewart Learned Anything in Prison.

Few patrons stop to wonder what the strippers on stage are fantasizing about as they fantasize about having sex with those strippers.

But recently, the New York Post turned its attention to that very question and quickly got to the bottom of it.

A poll of pole dancers yielded a list of sexy female celebrities whom the girls of famed gentleman’s club Scores would like to "join them on the pole."

Among the top 10 were never-nude Megan Fox, erstwhile lesbian Lindsay Lohan, and, somewhat surprisingly, Martha Stewart.

Their reasoning: "Maybe she learned a thing or two in prison?"

She did, but unfortunately it was how to break up a lesbian orgy!

Read more after the jump.

Mr. Mike Hits DVD, but Does Mr. Bill Get Raped? Oh, Nooo!

In 1979, Michael O’Donoghue, legendary National Lampoon editor and Saturday Night Live’s original head writer, created one of the goddamndest things ever intended for network television broadcast: Mr. Mike’s Mondo Video.

A parody of 1960s’ Italian-made globetrotting shockumentaries (Mondo Cane, Africa Addio) that examined outrageous human beliefs and behaviors, NBC commissioned O’Donoghue to create Mondo Video as a pilot to be an occasional fill-in for Saturday Night Live.

Suffice to say, the finished hodgepodge of splatter gags, wet cats, Sid Vicious, ancient porn, and other eye-poppers never made it to the air. Instead, producer Lorne Michaels released Mondo Video to theaters with the tagline “The TV Show That Can’t Be Shown on TV”, accompanied by a “special” Mr. Bill Show.

Shout! Factory just issued Mr. Mike’s Mondo Video on DVD, minus Mr. Bill. I’m glad to have the show on disc, but I really, really need to know the truth about that Mr. Bill short.

Here’s why: back in ’79, a kid I knew claimed to have seen Mondo Video in a theater, and he told me that the “special” Mr. Bill Show consisted of Mr. Hand greasing up Sluggo’s big, black cock with Vaseline, and then Sluggo barbarically raping Mr Bill in the ass.

Could it be that that young rapscallion was fibbing?

Masturbate to Oscar Bait!

The Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences recently announced its nominees for Awards honoring 2008’s best work in every aspect of movie-making.

Aside from the fact that nine of the ten actresses who got a nod have done remarkable nude work on-camera, most noteworthy is dark horse contender Melissa Leo from the film Frozen River.

For now, though, let us honor a previous Melissa Leo triumph, the 1985 teen-hooker-in-Times-Square cult favorite, Streetwalkin’.

Melissa's lusciously upturned, rosily-pink-nippled boobaloos deserve an award of their own.

Golden Globes perhaps?

Streetwalk on over after the jump.

Requiem for a Heavy Breather: Bill Landis, 1959-2008

Sleazoid Express creator Bill Landis was a pioneering publisher who really did change the world (for the better), an endlessly imaginative writer, a performer in hardcore films during theatrical porn’s Golden Age and a projectionist who worked Times Square’s glorious toilet-bowl theaters.

At the same time, Bill Landis was also a miserable junkie, a hyper-paranoid head-case, and a world-class pain-in-the-ass.

And now Bill Landis is dead, at age 49, from a heart attack.

I miss him already. And I always will. Read all about it after the jump.

Throughout the Month of October, Count Down the Sexiest Nude Horror Movie Hotties of All Time!

Number 19: Tina Krause

Raven-maned ravisher Tina Krause drove a wooden spike in horror fans’ pants with her topless debut in the self-explanatory Vampire’s Seduction.

Wearing a cape, and precious little else, this lusciously chesty Queens, New York native immediately took her place among the pantheon of all-time great Scream Queens, and has rarely relented by taking roles in numerous sex-drenched fright flicks ever since.

Cast frequently opposite itty-bitty-boobie goddess Misty Mundae, Tina Krause provides a beautifully (all-natural) busty contrast, and the pair -- or should we say foursome -- has proven to be one of the 21st century’s most potent sexploitation combos.

Get a lot of loads (and leave a lot to) of naked Tina in skintastic scream-fests such as Dead Students’ Society, Cannibal Doctor, Dinner for Two, Witchhouse 3: Demon Fire and, moist spectacularly, An Erotic Vampire in Paris.

A Skintroduction to Mr Skin's Man in the Feels

Editor's Note: McBeardo is Mr Skin’s resident sexpert on weird, cult, fringe, midnight, underground and/or any other extreme form of skinema.

He reports from the frontlines and backrooms of most skintimidating screening halls on the planet – not the least of which is the place where he keeps his couch.

The opinions of McBeardo are not necessarily those of Mr Skin, MrSkin.com, or any related affiliates. The ideas as to what constitutes a “wild time” are definitely not Mr Skin’s, period.

Please click McBeardo's mitt on the magnifincent bosom on Nekromistress to go to the next page and read his first column.

New Yorkers Are Eating, Exercising, and Doing What Comes Naturally—Au Naturel! Just Like Some of Mr. Skin's Breast-Loved Nude Scenes!

The New York Post reports that a number of clothing-optional establishments have cropped up around Gotham, where customers can (among other activities) eat, practice yoga, and enjoy stand-up (and potentially stand-out) comedians.

All this puts us in the mind of our favorite nude-in-public movie scenes, which include Monique Gabrielle in Amazon Women on the Moon, Isabella Rossellini in Blue Velvet, and literally hundreds of college hotties in American Pie Presents: The Naked Mile.

Follow the jump to see seas of skin out on the sidewalks!