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British Lad Mag Gives up Sexy Pics to Please Your Lap

Yesterday Mr Skin presented you with the year's best nude moments on the big screen and the boob tube, and today our British brethren Nuts is offering up a similar round-up of randy moments from 2008 by providing sexy, mostly nude, photos of their picks for 2008's 50 hottest moments.

Naturally the list is heavy with English lassies like Secret Diary of a Call Girl's Billie Piper and huge-hootered Keeley Hazell, winner of Mr Skin's Anatomy Award for best breasts earlier in the year. But a handful of hot Americans also made the cut, including Megan Fox, Lindsay Lohan, Britney Spears, Mena Suvari, and Mischa Barton, Mr Skin's pick for the top celebrity nude scene of 2008. Way to go, Misch!

But while all 50 pics are scorching, and most offer outstanding nudity, there is one catch: there are no captions. So get your sleuthing cap on, adjust your monocle, and try to deduce who's who on this list for the horny. You might not come up with all the answers, but you'll sure have fun trying. Now get over to Nuts and proceed to bust yours.

Megan Fox pic courtesy of CelebNewsWire.

Katy Perry slips a bit of her 32DD girls and, yes, we like it. (Egotastic)

Load up on Loaded’s loads of topless Lucy Pinder pics. (LOADED!)

Jodie Marsh brings her cleavage to McDonald’s. (Boobie Blog)

Kim Cattrall says sex is best cure for jet lag. (Female First)

Christina Aguilera is proud to be called bitch. (MSNBC)

Amanda Bynes flashes panty upskirt. (Drunken Stepfather)

Topco releases Penthouse Pet love dolls. (AVN)

History of cartoon sexbomb Betty Boop. (The Frisky)

Kerry Katona told: "Quit smoking, or your nipples will fall off!" (Celeb Warship)

Doutzen Kroes enjoys a Victoria's Secret fitting. (The Blemish)

Deep, dark, and dairy-licious: Nuts magazine celebrates buxom brunettes. (NUTS!)

Superdupermodel Kate Moss in a see-through sweater. (Taxi Driver Movie)

Supermodel Marisa Miller nude pics. (Egotastic)

Supermodel Lydia Hearst nude pics by Terry Richardson. (Nudography)

Multiple other supermodel nip slips and see-throughs. (Taxi Driver Movie)

Nicole Kidman to play a transsexual. (Socialite Life)

Pam Anderson's kids get teased at school about mom’s sex tape. (Celebitchy)

Katy Perry: The Eyes Have Tit! (Hollywood Tuna)

Drew Barrymore is a lesbian dream-date. (Yeeeah)

Jessica Simpson's super-cleavage causes injury to others. (Nip Slip)

Boobie chick Sandee Westgate reviews Zombie Strippers. (Tuna Flix)

Angelina Jolie’s original photos for W were “too racy.” (IMDB)

Lindsay Lohan comes clean about being bisexual. (Page Six)

Beyonce wants to play Wonder Woman. (Dlisted)

Taylor Swift photographed by fans at Victoria's Secret. (NY Post)

Nuts magazine presents “Assess My Breasts.” (NUTS!)

Gemma Atkinson busts out huge boobs for Nuts lingerie shoot. (Hollywood Tuna)

AnnaLynne McCord kisses a girl and we like it. (Faded Youth)

Paris Hilton flaunts her patriot-tits. (Drunken Stepfather)

Marisa Miller poses for Victoria's Secret. (WWTDD)

Elle Macpherson claims her lingerie line booming because of the bad economy. (IMDB)

Let us all give spanks for Fleshbot’s November porn calendar. (Fleshbot)

Kate Moss vaginal lip slip. (Imagebam)

Sophie Anderton fuzzy-bush upskirt. (Taxi Driver Movie)

Deep inside the Miami Dolphins cheerleader locker room. (On 205th)

Britney Spears ignites the cover of Cosmo. (TMZ)

Holly Madison says Hef is high maintenance. (Hollywood Drag)

Perpetually Nude Model Keeley Hazell Nude in Nuts Magazine Will Make You Feeley Your Nuts

So far Brit pin-up babe Keeley Hazell has only appeared in one movie—Cashback—and naturally she was playing a naked lady.

Aside from that one cinematic outing, Keeley's main employment seems to be doffing her duds in across-the-pond publications—as often as humanly possible!

That's Mr. Skin's favorite kind of job. Well, one of them at least.

To see a sample of Keeley Hazell nude in the latest issue of Nuts, follow us after the jump.

British Babes Bare Boobs on Boats, Beaches

Nuts, one of Mr. Skin’s favorite “lad mags” from the land of tea and crumpets, has done it again, getting naturally big-breasted British babes Sophie Howard and Lucy Pinder topless on the beach for a celebration of unaugmented funbaggage, reports Egotastic.

Lucy, who sports an impressive set of 32Gs, looks right at home (and quite turned on) next to her gal-pal Sophie, whose boobs have recently gone from 34G down to 32F after losing weight.

To read more and see the girls’ rackage, click below.