Posts tagged with Samantha Ronson

I need some closure about those prominent, soft, valuptous, glorious breasts of hers. Are they real? Could they be fake? I must have the answer...

Lilo Lesbo Fisticuffs!

What's better than a famous actress with luscious, huge natural boobs and her rumored lesbian lover? A famous actress with luscious, huge natural boobs and her rumored lesbian lover in a screaming, scratching catfight, obviously.

For the second time in a week, Lindsay Lohan and her very special lady friend, DJ Samantha Ronson, got in a public argument in London. But this time it got physical.

Find out after the jump what, specifically, we mean by "physical", and if they were fighting over another girl . . . or a guy!

Hole + Pole + (Hole + Hole) = Open Relationship

This past Wednesday, when her smirking Sapphic sex slave Sam was spinning Katy Perry remixes at heroin-themed London nightclub Chinawhite, lesbian thespian Lindsay Lohan was reportedly flirting with breeders in the VIP room.

But what does Sam expect? Even the Amazons had to rape some Gargareans once in a while to keep the race going.

Rips in the fabric of Lindsay and Sam’s two-twat tapestry of torrid turpitude began showing last week when Sam busted LiLo putting the moves on a swinging dick at Las Vegas’s Pure nightclub.

Read more after the jump.

Her Firecrotch Prefers Pole Over Hole, With the Exception of Sam

Lindsay Lohan hasn't exactly been hiding her relationship with DJ/lady lover Samantha Ronson. The pair have been inseparable for months, and are often snapping nuzzling each other and holding hands.

Despite the obvious outward signs, Lindsay is now telling people that she is absolutely NOT a lesbian, and that she's just as crazy about wiener as she's always been.

To find out what this means for her licky lez relationship with Sam, click through to the next page.

Warning: This post may be a bit graphic in description.

Remember the first girl you fell in love with? How she had that something unexplainable about her that you were drawn to that no one else could see but you? It's amazing to me that just a few short years ago I fell in love with a girl whose carnal sexuality would keep me up at night waiting with bated breath for her next expose...

Still more Li-Lo and Sam-Ro bi(kini) action. (Celeb News Wire)

Megan Fox: “I’m a man with a vagina.” (Daily Stab)

Nikki Blonski, who is a woman with a vagina, kicked someone’s mom, who is also a woman, “in the vagina.” (The Blemish)

Fergie digs Sophia Loren’s sweet Italian ass. (TMZ)

Craazey sexyy Keeley Hazell videos. (Unibrow)

Brooke Hogan sexies it up at Miami Fashion Week. (I’m Not Obsessed)

Britney Spears wants to buy her own sex tape. (IDLYITW)

LiLo and SamRo in Cabo

Popular destination spot Cabo San Lucas, Mexico is overrun with bikini-clad lesbians these days. Or at least it’s overrun with two bikini-clad lesbians: Y-dining power-couple Lindsay Lohan and Sam Ronson.

Between smoking cigarettes, holding hands, laying in the sun, and standing ankle-deep in the surf, it seems like these two WNBA-loving clam-slammers are up for just about anything on their hairpie-huffing holiday!

Read more after the cut.

Both Lindsay Lohan and (Suprise!) Samantha Ronson Rock Their Bikinis

Egotastic and TMZ have published shocking photos (Courtesy of BauerGriffinOnline.com) of power-Sapphists Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson relaxing on the beach in sexily skimpy swimsuits.

What’s so startling is how feminine the normally super-butch Sam-Ro appears to be once she ditches the bowling shirts and fedoras.

Now, more than ever, the world aches for the Lindsay Lohan Lesbian Sex Home Porn Video. Ladies -- and now there’s no doubt that you both are ladies -- you know what to do.