Posts tagged with Splash

Mr Skin Discovers Never-Before-Seen Chicken of the Sea

At the Mr Skin labs, the old classics never go out of style. Take Ron Howard’s 1984 romantic comedy Splash, featuring Summer Lovers star Daryl Hannah as a mamtastic mermaid named Madison.

Just the other day, the boys in the lab were watching Daryl’s delicious derriere in the famous rear view shot at the 27 minute mark as she walks naked toward the statue of liberty.

But on closer inspection, someone suddenly noticed that he was looking at more than just a mermaid’s tail—there were fish-lips in there, too!

Read more after the jump.

Greystoke: The Legend of Tarzan proved to be a surprise hit in 1984, by putting an unusual spin on the familiar tale of a Caucasian baby who gets lost in the jungle, is raised by local animals, and grows up to be a noble savage with incredible strength, cunning, and bravery.

A few months later, another film mined the same material, but it flipped genders and seemingly took skinspiration from Bo Derek’s Tarzan the Ape Man, as well.

The result was Sheena, which starred a naked Tanya Roberts and, T&A-mazingly, was rated PG.

Sheena opened 24 years ago on this date and, yes, those were the times.

Get ready to swing on your own vine after the jump.